Song Parodies -> Esters May
| Original Song Title: | "Yesterday" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "Esters May" |
| Parody Written by: | John A. Barry |
Esters may, if you huff enough, cause brain decay,
And your neural firings may delay.
Your lungs will heave, fester away.
Spongily will cortex be as with BSE.*
Your demeanor may be BFD+
Or esters may make you huffy.
Why your love's grown for acetone, I just can't say.
It will wreck your lung, fleck your tongue with ester spray.
Ester spray lunges to your lungs and makes its way
Through your veins and to your brain pathways.
D.C. must live on ester spray.
Scum, bums, punks, drunks, c*nts, dum-dums.
And your neural firings may delay.
Your lungs will heave, fester away.
Spongily will cortex be as with BSE.*
Your demeanor may be BFD+
Or esters may make you huffy.
Why your love's grown for acetone, I just can't say.
It will wreck your lung, fleck your tongue with ester spray.
Ester spray lunges to your lungs and makes its way
Through your veins and to your brain pathways.
D.C. must live on ester spray.
Scum, bums, punks, drunks, c*nts, dum-dums.
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I liked this very much... and I need you to inhale some 555.
Thanks, Dutchman. I forgot the footnotes. BSE is Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (AKA Mad Cow Disease). BFD: Big F*cking Deal
It's too short, and I didn't get it anyway.
(If I had a dollar for every time my ex used that lie to her friends, I would have been rich yesteryear).
(If I had a dollar for every time my ex used that lie to her friends, I would have been rich yesteryear).
Yeah, man, 5's
Had no clue what title would be about... maybe sp. var. of "Esthers"?... there's a sequel for ya, "Esther May"... then again, she may not... Really good switch. 555
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