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Song Parodies -> "Martyred, My Deere"

Original Song Title:

"Martha, My Dear"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Martyred, My Deere"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

The Tappet Brothers are "Click" and "Clack," hosts of NPR's "Car Talk."
Martyred, my Deere, though I spend my days in cultivation:
Peas.
Distempered meómartyred, my love.
You've upset meómartyred my Deere.

Blown the head off, you silly girl, look what you've done:
Your foot stick? You revved the shit out of it.
Take a look and you see engine parts all around you,
Silly girl.

Take a good look around you,
Take a good look around you to see
That useless piece. To them I'll speak: Tappet Brothersó
Silly boys.

Blown the bands out, you silly girl, look what you've done:
Your foot stick? You revved the shit out of it
Take a look and see transmission parts all around you,
City girl.

Martyred, my Deere. Yes, you have filled me with perturbation;
Peace
Will elude meómartyred, my love.
You've upset meómartyred my Deere.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This one's plowed deep..far out...That's Deere, like in John, right? You got this parody runnin' pretty smooth...hittin on all three "5's"
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, this parody's got traction!
John Barry - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, AFW. John Deere, right.

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