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Song Parodies -> "Kissass"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Kissass"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Song #6 in my mock opera, "Tom D."
Chorus:
He decides enough bugs, he has killed 'em.
Politics he's sighting.
So he takes up kissass whoring,
Gets his lips on the butt of the right wing.
Guy who once killed bugs has now become
Himself a verminous monstrosity.
Speaking like a boor,
Becomes a model of political pomposity.

Like a fox, Tom D is a crazy sh*t.
He seizes on Jesus because
He'll play the praying bit
To the faux-faith slaves
Who infernally rave.

Astounded, he can sense
That they're so dense
And piles it on.
He will tell them anything,
'Cause he's such a slimeball.
Picks his 'ho's, they're vile,
Pokes his tongue up their red ring.

Then he buys their love,
At least their votes, and so it means
That he will go to shiten
Washington, D.C.. . .
Major feat in place already grossly enshitened.

Like a fox, Tom D. is a crazy sh*t.
He seizes on Jesus because
He'll play the praying bit
To the faux-faith slaves
Who infernally rave.

Is Tom D. a fairy
'Cause he fresses scary
Guys where they set air free?
Or a buy-votes slave?

Tom D:
Here's free
Money.
Deal me
D.C.

Chorus:
Seamy, mucky, sleazy, stealie.

Meanie with small weenie,
Tom D goes to D.C.
Tom D's very schemy.
How can we be saved?

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Paul Robinson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
WHOO-AH-OOH-WEEE!!! Somethings tells me a certain parody writer is going to be off Mr. Delay's Christmas Card list this year! Hmmm...a Parody Project, eh? "Tommy"? Excellent choice. I see you have a whole bunch of them up today. Man, I haven't listened to any of these songs since Tom Delay was learning his etiquette and political style from the vermin he came in contact with while he was crawling around basements and substructure areas with a bucket of toxic poison. Great job ~ ~ ~ 5's - and I'm looking forward to your other pieces this morning.
Robert J. Pagliaro - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Remarkable work on all of these John - I was going to reserve comment until the end, but I'm enjoying the 'diss of Delay. By the way, if I make take this space to plug an article in The Nation - http://www.thenation.com/doc.mhtml?i=20050530&s=mcgarvey - it's about one of Dubya's moral crusaders - Dr. Hager - a Bush appointee to the FDAs Advisory Committee for Reproductive Health Drugs. As you read this, keep in mind that the moral right impeached the Great President Clinton for consensual sex, that was consensual sex. Enjoy. bob
John Barry - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Paul--Satan don't celebrate Christmas. Robert--read the article about scammy Hager. My guess is that there are proportionally more closted pervs in the religious right than in the priesthood.
Paul Robinson - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Probably, JB - but it's not a fair contest, because it's much easier to be in the Religious Right...

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