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Song Parodies -> "Michele"

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John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Michele, unwell,
She’s a scourge whose dome’s an empty shell,
A dry well.

Michele looks swell
Yet, in her Minnesota ensemble,
Très chic ensemble,

She’ll snub you, she’ll snub you, she’ll snub you
If you don’t see her way,
And she will whine and bray:
She will say some bonehead words
That show a true dunder’ ma’am.

Michele, mind gelled,
Like her pal in need of warm ensemble,
A warm ensemble.

It’s freezing, it’s freezing, it’s freezing,
It’s freezing up where she’s
From. . .subzero degrees.
There’s lot of moose and hooch for juice
And frozen ice queen.

Got Uggs® too.

She’ll taunt you, she’ll taunt you, she’ll haunt you,
Her thinking in a cloud.
Her kvetching is loud—
Sounds like a moose, or honking goose,
A Sue thund’ring ham.

Michele, unwell—
Ought to be in rubber-room ensemble:
Jacket ensemble.

She’s a braying ogre scourge,
True dolt, screw-loose dunder’ ma’am.
Quite unwell.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Andria - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Good one, John... I haven't been following the news lately because of all the depressing stuff on there, so I assume this parody's about a politician? Maybe Michele Bachmann? Whoever it's about, you still get 5s.
Old Man Ribber - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
This is Bachmann Turnin' Overdrive! I'll score you well and laugh, but be prepared for a reponse from me about Alan Grayson! ;)
LadyBelled - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
G O T ~ B E L L E D , yet ? ?
Christie Marie M - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
At first, I thought it was going to be about Barack's wife and first lady Michelle Obama. But in regards to your satire, poor Michele, freezing her brains off! I can't stand too cold of a weather...then again, I can't stand very hot weather, either. Warming you up with 5's!
John Barry - November 12, 2009 - Report this comment
Andria: Thanks, and it is the loon from the frozen north.

OMR: I'll look forward to your Grayson matter.

LadyBelled: You are belle.

Christie: Thanks for the warmth.
Michael Pacholek - November 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Wish I'd thought of this one. Wait, I did. But she deserves another one!

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