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Song Parodies -> "She’s Binding Le’; He Likes It!"

Original Song Title:

"She Blinded Me with Science"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Thomas Dolby

Parody Song Title:

"She’s Binding Le’; He Likes It!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

She tethers with emotion,
but she won’t be tender with Le’.
His sees her make a motion;
his thoughts: anticipatory
(her thoughts are disciplinary).
Mmm. She’s binding Le’; he likes it!
She’ll bind his mouth, for silence;
she’ll wale Le’, he prays, and quickly!
Brand Le’ with a hot poker?
(fire on Le’ nearly as swell is a belt).
Binding Le’; he likes it!
Likes it, likes it!!

Mmm, He is loaded with emotion;
those are not tender eyes he sees.
It’s more than just a notion:
the practice he loves, B&D.
Yeah, she’s binding Le’; he likes it!
He’ll wail, but it will be with glee!
And she will wale gleefully.
Binding Le’; he likes it!
Likes it, likes it!!
He appears in ecstasy
Binding Le’; he likes it!
Likes it, likes it!!

She’s strokin’ Le’ with motions
that approach horizontally.
This is like a love potion
that he drinks metaphoric’ly.
She’s binding Le’; he likes it.
He likes to do the bind bit.
She hits with a 9-tailed “pussy.”

This leavens his sack and pogo—it’s bloomed in full.
Her stirred chest is heaving—
here it comes again!
She ties Le’ up, ’cause she knows he likes the sting.
Ah, but soon she’ll tire
and cease the strokes
with all the amped-up motion.
Later, medicated lotion
she’ll apply liberally to Le’.
Quite healing is this potion,
and it will cauterize quickly.

Mmm, she’ll bind Le’ next on Friday;
she’ll bind again—he’ll like it.
“You guys,” he says, “should try it;
you’ll find, you, too, might like it!”

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