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Song Parodies -> "Increase Me"

Original Song Title:

"Release Me"

Original Performer:

Engelbert Humperdinck

Parody Song Title:

"Increase Me"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Please increase me, libido,
I cannot make love anymore.
I have a well-know dysfunction.
Increase me 'cause I miss miss-unction.

See it bound, dear, my love-spear;
The pfolks at Pfizer brought me cheer.
But I'm alarmed--four days have tolled.
Decrease me, pharma, let it go!

My apogee needs to go
To perigee; I am so sore.
Can't constantly concrete function;
Decrease me--I'll have no compunction.

I have tried, over a year:
Medicate, meditate--still here,
And take so many showers cold.
Decrease me, dharma, let it go!

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 6

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AmIRight Butt-Head - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
He can't lift his schlong... What a dumbass. Uh-huh-huh-huh... Hey Beavis... You guys have, like, something in common. Uh-huh-huh-huh...
Matthias - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Another one by "King Shlong" JB? 5-5-5
alvin rhodes - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
heartwrenchin' stuff
John Barry - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, ABH, Matthias (I resemble that remark), Alvin.
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
The inside drug-co. jokes and "apogee-perigee" were well worthy of JAB, as was "libido". Someday I'll "Cialis" (see all his) songs. ok that sucked. 555

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