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Song Parodies -> "Pope’s Man So 'Knows Kiddies"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Stand So Close to Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Pope’s Man So 'Knows Kiddies"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

OK, I don’t want to beat a dead horse (beatify a bread host?). At least not until the next sacerdotal shenanigans emerge.
Hung preacher, his object
Schoolboy pederasty—
He wants ’em so badly,
Hosting his apogee. . .
Inside ’em with a long ’un,
Like Foley with a page.
Lewd father’s holey groped now
With boys less half his age.

Pope’s man, Pope’s man so,
Pope’s man so “knows” kiddies.

The back end he covets—
There’s many lads to get.
Sometimes it’s not so easy
To get those breeches wet.
Temptations, 12 stations;
His “dad” is up on high,
Yet. . .thrusts tots; he’s satin’
(That homophone let’s try).

Pope’s man, Pope’s man gropes,
Pope’s man gropes those kiddies.

Goosed tots in the classroom. . .
He burns for fry—small fry.
Schlong surge, then a staffed moon—
The accusations fly.
It’s no use; the geezers
In Rome shake the claims off.
These old men’s goal: to spin
Gender-switched Nabokov.

Pope’s man, Pope’s man gropes,
Pope’s man gropes host kiddies.

Pope’s man, Pope’s man poles,
Pope’s man poles host kiddies.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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lilCatlicker - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Hey SirSweaty Captain " Thrust oLust ", . . . but is he "hung like a Po . . . ? . . . No . . . Mo . . . Po !
TJC - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Holey Foley, 'Bat'man!!
Old Man Ribber - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
We understand...hey, I believed Nixon up until he resigned. THAT was disillusionism! ;D
John Barry - April 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks again, you trinity of voters.

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