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Song Parodies -> "This Knot Is Uvular"

Original Song Title:

"It's Not Unusual"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tom Jones

Parody Song Title:

"This Knot Is Uvular"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This knot is uvular, it was done with lengthy tongue.
This knot is uvular, I hope it can be unstrung.
You see it hanging high, it was tied up by her tongue.
This knot is uvular, makes my voice high,
A soprano, I.

This knot is uvular, take it out, doc, now's the time.
This knot is uvular, it induces glottal slime.
For now, if I should ever be tongued by anyone,
This knot is uvular--she'd rap it if she strayed,
While lappin' my airway.
She just might happen on the slime.
Tongues sometimes extrude
To find things that exude.
Right now, a lazy tongue's sublime.

This knot is uvular, it was jabbed by lengthy tongue,
This knot it uvular, it's now jammed and tightly strung.
The doc's got out his tools and he's now untyin'
The knot was uvular, the bind is out! It's come unglued!
Basso-o-o-o-o.

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Guy - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
My, aren't we a cunning linguist with this word play.
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
wonderfully weird...5s
John Barry - February 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy, Alvin.
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Open wide and say 555.

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