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Song Parodies -> "A Wiped Sport Coat"

Original Song Title:

"A White Sport Coat"

Original Performer:

Marty Robbins

Parody Song Title:

"A Wiped Sport Coat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A wiped on sport coat; it stinks--no carnation.
I also messed up my pants.
Once white, sport coat tinged with defecation,
So people look askance.

The tail of the coat hung low,
And I simply didn't know
That it rested in between
Paper and the place unclean.

A wiped sport coat--such humiliation.
I'm in a doo-doo mood.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 8

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John Barry - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
The word "on" should be wiped from the first line.
alvin rhodes - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
funny and straight to the point...5s
PMS - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
EEEEWWWW! LOL! Worse than the straps of my hog washers (bib- overalls) falling into the bowl. It NEVER happens at home, just away.
stuart mcarthur - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm with PMS, John - too vivid an image for mine!
AFW - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I had a brown-out readin' this...five flushes
Peregrin - November 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Another parody that stunk, but only as an image ! JB, good one!

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