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Song Parodies -> "Texas Laws Says"

Original Song Title:

"I Fought the Law"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bobby Fuller Four

Parody Song Title:

"Texas Laws Says"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Texas Law Says

If you're makin' rocks between hot buns,
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.
Your seed's for a kunny, not a lad's bum,
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Just stick to labies, do not go in back,
But don't fress that place, son!
Think of gals and forget about lads.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Not in Rob, deep'll be your 6" gun.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Don't kiss those labies—use your wood, son.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

Stick, don't kiss, labies, do not go in back,
Keep her off your face, son!
Think of gals and forget about lads.
Texas law says that it ain't done,
Texas law says that it ain't done.

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Know 1 can hear you dream - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
555 lawsuits on the way...
John Barry - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Know.
Guy - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
That Texas law is all but off the books these days. You could not find a prosecuter who would take a sodomy case unless it was rape in Texas today. Well done and original. Nice work.
Meriadoc - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Glad to see you snuck this one in thru the back door... ;-)
Johnny D - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody.....perhaps we'll see another one like this, someday....
Dee - July 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny and well done
alvin rhodes - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
ahhh texas...what a wasteland....5s for the parody
Johnny D - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
+++Restoring vote lost due to 7-28-04 Amiright vote-history bug+++

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