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Song Parodies -> "Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude"

Original Song Title:

"I Put a Spell on You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Parody Song Title:

"Turn Off the Cell Phone, Dude"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Turn off the cell phone, dude,
It’s movie time.

To leave it on is really rude.
It gets trying
After the ninth ring.

You know, we can't stand it,
Your lame ringtone sound.
How'd you like to cram it
Up that cavity where cascades brown?

Turn off the cell phone, dude,
You uncouth swine

You're a rude
Douchebag, dude.
In snack food
A Quaalude I cache now.

You down the fare
And soon are sleepy
From doctored chow.

I seize it.

Now where's your cell phone, dude?
The sewer line.

[fade on sound of phone being phlushed]

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TJC - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
We were all thinking that! Celldom, if ever done better... Jackson Five`s ringtones for `ya!
alvin - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
and turn it off in your CAR too....funny stuff
Kristof Robertson - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
Haven't checked out one of your IPASOY parodies in a while, JAB....but this was too spot-on to pass. My sentiments EXACTLY! 555
stuart mcarthur - November 12, 2007 - Report this comment
yes, I sympathise with the sentiments too much to pass this one up JAB - the first episode of Californication had a scene dealing with this issue that was a catharsis for me - 555

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