-> "Sitzmark-Molded Chair"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Golden Hair" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Well, I tried to make it run day,
But the snowbank got depressed.
It's a sunlight but no-fun day,
Because I'm summertime-dressed.
The terrain I have just altered;
I'm aggrieved because my hind
Made a snowman indenture, the back-end kind.
Well, my keister's sinkin' down bruised. . .
Sitzmark-molded chair. Unwise
Was it to try triple-X schussed.
Can with the pole, can I prise?
I feel poorly and despondent--
Not just boots be in a bind:
Butt I have piste-reamed;
I'm pissed, my screech ain't kind.
In a seat here, and I've settled
With my feet up in the air.
I don't love this, and I'm nettled,
My plump rump in a snow lair.
Well I tried to shake it,
But in ice it's stayin'.
Wish I could bake it.
Well, my keister's stinkin', brown-oozed. . .
Sitzmark-molded chair. I tries
To melt moguls that I down schussed--
Can aroma starts to rise.
Out is pouring mal emollient:
I'm stool-loosened from the bind. . .
An insurance stream;
I'm piste-pissed but don't mind.
Folks won't ski here--they're nose-nettled;
They sense feces in the air.
There's a brown breech where I'd settled;
They know. . .not dumped by a bear
The moral: to shake it,
Butt, when in ice stayin',
Ya gotta take sh*t.
Doo, ahh! Poo, ahh!
Poo, ahh! Doo, ahh!. . .
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they
appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to
leave a comment below about this parody.
|How Funny: ||5.0|
|Overall Rating: ||5.0|
|Total Votes: ||3|
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| || || || ||Pacing|| ||How Funny|| ||Overall Rating|
| ||1|| ||0||
| ||2|| ||0||
| ||3|| ||0||
| ||4|| ||0||
| ||5|| ||3||