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Song Parodies -> "Razzman"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Carole King

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

A small minority of louts routinely ruins ballgames for fans unfortunate enough to be near them. Then, there are the player-goons who, e.g., thrown chairs at fans.
When the razzman's testy, trying to make that baseman seethe.
His words sting; he's got glazed eyes; he stinks each time he breathes.
He's nasal and unappealing, and as the shortstop slides,
He spits out slurs and vile words, right by a family's side.

Razzman—take his booze away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play. Razzman. No, razzman!

When the razzman's sickly, trying to keep lunch from being blown.
Wish he'd stay away—he's boorish; in fact, he is an a**hole.
He can fill his gut with bad beer, as he sits on his fat rear.
He can cry out to the Angels, or any team that's here.

Razzman—take his dude away! He's a pain and makes it hard
To watch the players play.

Please lift him, cops please lift him from his seat; he's a clown.
Then discretely take him out—the razzman.

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Johnny D - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Slick, very slick!
John Barry - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD!
alvin rhodes - September 24, 2004 - Report this comment
i can SO relate...i don't mind a good heckle now and then but the typical dodger fan heckle i most hear is "insert name here" sucks ! not highly original..even worse is like hey, number suck ! by the way, i give ya fives

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