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Song Parodies -> "I'm Crossfire'd"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Tired"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"I'm Crossfire'd"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

What do you call the demise of one screamfest masquerading as analysis? A good start.
I'm bowtied, I look like such a dink.
I'm blow-dried, I shout but rarely think.
I blundered like my colleagues, and now our slips are pink.
Woe, woe, woe.

On "Crossfire," they said, "Goodbye to you."
My boss fired me—Jim, Bob, and Paul too.
We thundered, and Stewart said we were simply bags for douche.

Those clowns were putting us on,
Their shrieks sounded like a smoke alarm.
Their talk wasn't deep; they stifled their brain.
In fact, they were creeps, causing aural pain.
But now they have been given the boot;
We think nobody will mind.

I'm "Crossfire"d, yet I'm not too upset.
I'll be hired by MSNBC or some lame net.
I'm Barbara Walters, really,
And Geraldo gets me wet.

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 9

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alvin rhodes - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept and execution...5s
John Barry - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
AFW - January 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Top notch..555
Bob Gomez, singing right along - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Best thing I've seen on this topic--very nice work. All the children sing!....d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job, especially since you saved yourself the trouble of finding a word that rhymes with "Tucker."

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