Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Rip-Tiding Away"

Original Song Title:

"Slip Sliding Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Rip-Tiding Away"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

CHORUS:
Slip sliding away,
Slip sliding.
Because of this endless inundation,
The more that's slip slidin' away.

Much of the land
In many of these towns
Has seen mud splashin', houses crashin',
Seen it comin' down
There's much dolor, yes,
Many live in fear,
If they keep getting doused by this showering
That their framed houses will disappear.

CHORUS

Each day it worsens--
Rain runs, rills rife.
And what were once roads become sluices
That can take your life.
We say, a good day
Would mean no rain
We say, a bad day's driving the road bed,
And your car goes right down the drain.

CHORUS

We're like old man Noah--
Ain't seen the sun,
Though technically we're past the season
For inundation.
Those are long-gone days
When there's no rain.
Into my cellar water's seeping
While I am dreaming about an arid plain.

CHORUS

Soggy, my clothes,
Sopped, my divan.
The inundation's unassailable
Though the portal's dammed.
The door's sandbagged,
Deflecting just spray.
It's no levee; I ride the high tide:
With the rip I slip slide away.

Slip sliding away,
Rip-tiding away.
Because of this endless inundation
That pours, I'm rip-tiding away.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 1
 1
 
 4   1
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

alvin rhodes - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
clever twist
John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin.
Rick C - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice take on a bad situation. 555

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/paulsimon86.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 731