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Song Parodies -> "Silver Welds"

Original Song Title:

"Silver Bells"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Silver Welds"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Pithy bite rot is what I've wrought--
Haven't flossed in a while.
Now I'm scared:
The metal must be dismissed.
To ease gnashing,
Gas for laughing
Makes me smile like a child.
But I meet the teeth-borer with fear.

Silvered shells, silver welds.
It's drillin' time; it's not pretty.
Old filling
Holes drilled sting.
Tooth this way's stripped of decay.

I will eat light
For a fortnight,
Diet mainly codeine,
And my choppers brush, honed,
Not at leisure.

Hear the bone crunch
On phantom lunch;
I could shatter fixed teeth--
I'll be back for bruxism* next year.

Silver shell, silver shell
Out; I have distressed my pretty
New filling.
Ooh! it stings.
Soon for a new bridge must pay.


*medical term for grinding, gnashing, or clenching teeth

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Yoidy - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
A gnashing good read! 555
alvin rhodes - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
dental AND mental
John Barry - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Yoidy, Alvin.
Meriadoc - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody really has a bite...
carol - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody shines 5's
PMS - December 08, 2006 - Report this comment
555 way funny. I'm going to send this to my dentist. he'll love it

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