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Song Parodies -> "Pie of the Tiger"

Original Song Title:

"Eye of the Tiger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Survivor

Parody Song Title:

"Pie of the Tiger"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

This overplayed who-cares? story brought me out of hibernation. I figured, someone must have tackled via the “Tiger” title. Nice work, Mark Scotti. Yours does a much better job of sustaining the golf metaphor.
Driver cracks on up on the street;
Off the hy-drant he glances.
Had been hittin’ behind back of his sweet—
Puttin’ man; in he’s puttin’ his drive.

A number five was smashin’ the glass:
Impassioned wife made him gory.
His niblick gripped by a dream piece of ass.
Swing of wife: slice, so he’s still alive.

It’s the wife of the Tiger; she’s steamed and she’ll fight,
Risin’ up with the club, but his survival
Was assured because she sliced sans a knife on that night.
She was hot, took a shot but not demised the Tiger.

On his face, like ball on tee
Was her muff; he was hungry,
Stuck in the rough. . .there’s lay in the peat;
Gotta drive o’er the hill post-ruff-dive.

It’s the pie of the Tiger; she’s steamed up alright. . .
“Country” club—it’s a homophone’s arrival.
Swives were rife but not with wife. . .risked his life on those nights.
She was hot; she was hot—sweetie pies of the Tiger.

Drivin’ tup, straight goes the shot
In the rut. Then the story
Hits Internet; spouse goes over the top;
Shtuppin’ man treats her ill, takes a drive.

It’s the wife of the Tiger; she’s steamed up alright,
Risin’ up with the club, but his survival
Was assured because she sliced sans a knife on that night.
She was hot; he’d been caught in the pie had the Tiger.


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Pacing: 4.6
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TJC - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Props for your tops in topical bop-hop-swap-lop-chop-cop sop!
Timmy1000 - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I guess Amiright can keep this going just like the "news" folks are.
LilMuffyMilpitas - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
! ! !
MadameAuMuff - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Captain ~Jack Le Duffer ~ this is rife with smut ! . . . . . Her grabbing his '9' iron and smashing his SUV, was like a whiteTrash verson of the SoPRANO's. ! !
Mark Scotti - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
This one got 'right on the green" as well, John! LOL!!! Mrs. Woods should be going for "the green" shortly as well....
Mark Scotti - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
I didn't see my comment post, so this may come in twice. This one made it "right onto the green" as well, John!! LOL!! Mrs. Woods is preparing to "go for the green" as well...
Red Ant - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Who can fit domestic violence, facestting, golf and great rhyming all into one parody? Why, John Barry... of "course"! Great work here.
Fiddlegirl - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL! You win the pies... I mean, the prize! :D
blackjack21 - December 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Great all-around game you got there John, you scored a 5 on every hole.
Ann Hammond - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
John Jenkins - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
You get 5s just for reviving "niblick" - much less boring than 9-iron, but the rest of the parody was very good, too.
John Barry - December 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all!

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