-> "Wooden Teeth Would Bite"
Original Song Title:
"Wouldn't It Be Nice?" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Wooden Teeth Would Bite"
Wooden teeth would bite back in days older.
You know who had 'em: George Washington.
When wooden teeth would bite they would get dreckered;
Wonder how he got the washing done?
It seems to me that if these teeth got wetter,
They'd start to splinter. . .wouldn't hold together.
Wooden teeth would dice up food when they supped
And impart an oaky taste to brew,
But in the mouth they would have to be tethered,
Or they might topple out in mid-chew.
If the wood were soft, they might be bending,
Even if food were soft that they were rending.
No, wooden teeth not nice.
Maple sticks; he'd pick with sticks; chiclets he'd nix and no gum chew--
Chaw tobacco from his plantation; spit out putrid puce goo.
When he kissed Martha
(When he kissed Martha)
The slivers would mar her
(The slivers would mar her)
Wooden teeth could slice.
It seems to me the more that these teeth ground pits,
The more they would crumble and be ground to bits
And he would spit out whits.
Wooden teeth sure bite!
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