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Song Parodies -> "Brain-Dead Putz, Retarded Stooge"

Original Song Title:

"Breakin' Up Is Hard to Do"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Brain-Dead Putz, Retarded Stooge"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Loathsome horsesitter Michael Brown's back, this time sullying the halls of Congress (no small feat).
Stooge aptly named Brown;
Doo-doo's also brown.
Dumba**, dumba** Brown,
Stooge, a cracker clown.
Breakin' levees, what'd he do?

The lazy putz said, "Look at me.
Do you like my haberdashery?"
Meanwhile hurricane winds blew;
So did this brain-dead putz and crew.

He left needless numbers to die
While he asked his flack about his tie.
Chertoff is a jerkoff too,
Like brain-dead putz, retarded stooge.

He knew that levee breaks were overdue;
Now he says, he didn't--untrue.
Brownie was a crony friend
Of Dub; both make things up;
Brown's bona fides: to clean a horse rear end.

Please take this shmuck off the TV;
It's worse than hard-core pornography.
One wonders just whom he blew
To get the job he couldn't do.

Dumba**, dumba** Brown,
Stooge, a cracker clown.
Brain-dead putz, retarded stooge.



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Pacing: 3.2
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Overall Rating: 2.9

Total Votes: 8

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AFW - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I agree, and I'm sure that for the many, still suffering... the aftermath of Katrina, and all the flooding..this parody would reflect their sediments, as well
Lurker - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Too bad "1" is the lowest grade. As is so often true, you deserved zeros for this one.
Bite Me Leftard - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Too bad those halls were already sullied with the presence of Barbara Boxer, John Kerry, Jack Murtha, and every other leftist who goes about shedding huge crocodile tears for storm victims due to their every actual thought being dedicated to hating Bush and doing anything--including treason and sedition--to bring him down. Against the pure evil of these slime, the mere mild incompetence of Mr. Brown--aided and abetted by the severe incompetence and extreme bureuacratic madness of Blanco and Nagin--seems quite excusable.

When another terrorist attack comes--as it surely must, thanks to you leftist scum--I'm laying the blame squarely at the feet of liars like you, who would stop at nothing--including tactics that will surely result in the deaths of great hordes of their fellow citizens--to slander and libel Bush and his friends. You'd better pray that it is not your city with you in it that is next to be struck, and hope that it is not Satan, your true master, who hears those prayers. He has already gathered a great many of your kind into Hell with him, after all...
Brownie - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Lurker, you really must stop projecting your IQ onto the voting.
Pat Robertson - February 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Lurker, what are you doing reading this filth on the Sabbath?!!! Get down on your knees. And when you're finished, send me a hundred bucks. FedEx.. And tell your angry psychopath pal "Bite Me" to get help immediately. He's too scary even for me.
Warren - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Brown's blaming the White House; Chertoff's blaming Brown...The rats are turning on each other.
alvin rhodes - February 13, 2006 - Report this comment
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