These are arranged alphabetically by the original song name.
June 2, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "(I Will Walk ) 500 Miles" |
The Proclaimers |
"(I Will Write) 500 Songs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "8 Days A Week" |
The Beatles |
"18 Days A Week" |
"Hannah the Hamster" |
| "A Taste Of Honey" |
The Beatles |
"a Waste Of Money" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "All Along the Watchtower" |
Jimi Hendrix |
"All Inside the 'Fridgerator" |
"Syncronos" |
| "All Star" |
Smash Mouth |
"Kill Saddam" |
"Devin Manis" |
| "Along Comes Mary" |
The Association |
"Along Comes Merry" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Another Brick In The Wall Part 1-2/happiest Days Of Our Lives" |
Pink Floyd |
"A Dirty Damned Bathroom Stall" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Anyroad" |
George Harrison |
"Tinkering" |
"John Barnett" |
| "Baby" |
Ashanti |
"Gravy" |
"Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters" |
| "Baker Street" |
Gerry Rafferty |
"Bakery" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Bang Go The Bells" |
Babylon A.D. |
"By God, You Smell" |
"Mark Rakes" |
| "Before The Next Teardrop Falls" |
Freddy Fender |
"Before The Next Despot Falls" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Bouncing Off the Walls" |
Sugarcult |
"Been Hit in the Balls" |
"Shaun Chinen" |
| "Cinnamon" |
Derek |
"Sildenafil" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cocaine" |
Eric Clapton |
"Flonase" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Dear Lord and Father of Mankind" |
Traditional |
"Dear Lord and Father of Mankind" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Disco Duck" |
Rick Dees |
"Frisco Sucks" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Don't Give Up On Us Baby" |
David Soul |
"Don't Throw Up On Me Baby" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Don't Let the Sun Go Down on Me" |
Elton John |
"Don't Let That Car Run Over Me" |
"Double E" |
| "Don't Stand So Close To Me" |
The Police |
"Can't Stand This Hosiery" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Emotion" |
Samantha Sang |
"Your Motion" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Freak On A Leash" |
Korn |
"Freak With A Screech" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Get The Party Started" |
Pink |
"Joey Theme" |
"Joey" |
| "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road" |
Elton John |
"Get the Heck Off the Road" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" |
Elmo and Patsy |
"Gandalf Got Run Over by a Balrog" |
"Glenn Worthman" |
| "Help Me Make It Through The Night" |
Freddy Fender |
"Can You Make It Good And Tight?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Here To Stay" |
Korn |
"In Dismay" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "I Can't Help Myself" |
The Four Tops |
"I Just Help Myself" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I'm Your Captain" |
Grand Funk Railroad |
"I'm Your Crap Tin" |
"Yoidy" |
| "If You Leave" |
Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark |
"If I Fart" |
"Shaun Chinen" |
| "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" |
Iron Butterfly |
"In-a-minda-Guy-DiRito" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Into The Night" |
Benny Mardones |
"Leads To The Right" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Its Still Rock And Roll To Me" |
Billy Joel |
"Theyre Still Sloppy Joe's To Me" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Jailhouse Rock" |
Elvis Presley |
"White House Rock ( The Three-qual)" |
"Ghetto John, Michael Florio , & Billy Florio" |
| "Jump Around" |
House Of Pain |
"Humpty Dumpty" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "Kim" |
Eminem |
"Vitz" |
"J.Marie" |
| "Living On My Own" |
Freddie Mercury |
"Winning With A Cheat" |
"The Anti-Corporate Outlaw" |
| "Minority" |
Green Day |
"Deformity" |
"EmBeR(2centsshortofa$)" |
| "My Green Tambourine" |
The Lemon Pipers |
"I Speak Mandarin" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "My Name is" |
Eminem |
"(My Name is) Homer J. Simpson" |
"Nick Caldarelli" |
| "Never My Love" |
The Association |
"Never My Royce" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "On An Island In the Sun" |
Weezer |
"Being Whipped Is So Much Fun" |
"Ghetto John & Stratus Steve" |
| "Paperback Writer" |
The Beatles |
"Faker Jet Fighter" |
"William Tong" |
| "Paperback Writer" |
Lennon & McCartney |
"Parity Error" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Picture" |
Kid Rock feat. Sheryl Crow |
"Pitcher" |
"White Thugs" |
| "Pimp Juice" |
Nelly |
"Wimp Juice" |
"White Thugs" |
| "Pop" |
N'SYNC |
"Dirty Rice" |
"The Dixie Squirrels" |
| "Proud Mary" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Crown Faerie" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Queen of Hearts" |
Juice Newton |
"Flushin' Out the Queen of Hearts" |
"Spaff.com" |
| "Revolution" |
The Beatles |
"PS2 Junkie" |
"Steve Loyd" |
| "Rollin'" |
Limp Bizkit |
"Pozin'" |
"S.T.G. and Ghetto John" |
| "Rose Petals, Incense And A Kitten" |
The Association |
"Leather Pants, Lubricant, And A Mitten" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Round And Round" |
Ratt |
"Round And Round" |
"Mark Rakes" |
| "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer" |
Gene Autry |
"Rudolph the Dread Mad Bomber" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Run Through The Jungle" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Law Of The Jungle" |
"William Tong" |
| "SPAM" |
Weird Al Yankovic |
"Reading the Mail" |
"Todd Sellers" |
| "Shalala Lala" |
Vengaboys |
"Hole In My Roll" |
"Luzette (+Greer and Caris for the first verse)" |
| "Sk8er Boi" |
Avril Lavigne |
"Sk8rit" |
"Blannkk & Toad" |
| "Sledgehammer" |
Peter Gabriel |
"Fear Factor" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Solitaire" |
Neil Sedaka |
"Mullet Hair" |
"Wdh" |
| "Stand" |
REM |
"Crap (Ode to the Garage Sale)" |
"Mike Armstrong" |
| "Still Waiting" |
Sum 41 |
"N@rly Gh3tt0 D*de W!/th $k@te80ard5" |
"BiGdUdE111" |
| "Superman (It's Not Easy)" |
Five for Fighting |
"Superfrog (It's Not Easy to Be Green)" |
"Spaff.com" |
| "The Dope Show" |
Marilyn Manson |
"They´re On Sale Now, In My Pet Shop" |
"Snaggletoth" |
| "The Most Beautiful Girl" |
Charlie Rich |
"The Most Hated Man Now In The World" |
"William Tong" |
| "The Remedy" |
Jason Mraz |
"I've Gots Reality" |
"Spaff.com" |
| "The Show Must Go On" |
Queen |
"We've Done it Once" |
"Jim A" |
| "The Zephyr Song" |
Red Hot Chili Peppers |
"The Louie Anderson Song" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Walking on the Moon" |
The Police |
"An Annoying Tune" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "We're Not Gonna Take It" |
Twisted Sister |
"I'm Not Gonna Make It" |
"Floyd's Garage" |
| "You Can't Do That" |
The Beatles |
"I Said Who 'dat?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Your Mother Should Know" |
The Beatles |
"Your Mother Should Go" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Your Song" |
Elton John |
"Your Bong" |
"Michael Florio" |
June 3, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "All Dead, All Dead" |
Queen |
"Ode To Math Finals" |
"Rock Princess" |
| "Baby I'm A Want You" |
Bread |
"Baby I'm A Walnut" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Billy Don't Be a Hero" |
Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods |
"Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Bridge Over Troubled Water" |
Simon and Garfunkel |
"Fridge Odour Troubled Walter" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Eighteen" |
Alice Cooper |
"Eighty" |
"Floyd's Garage" |
| "Favorite Things" |
Julie Andrews |
"Favorite Things" |
"Whomprat" |
| "Free Bird" |
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
"Cheese Mold" |
"Ben Jaffe" |
| "Girls, Girls, Girls" |
Mötley Crüe |
"Girls Gone Wild" |
"David Pratter" |
| "Has Anybody Seen My Gal?" |
Billy May |
"Has Anybody Seen My Mal?" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Have You Ever Seen The Rain?" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Pinky and the Brain" |
"Rice Cube & Watt Daddy" |
| "Higher Ground" |
The Red Hot Chili Peppers |
"Anatomy Of Steve-O The Cat Part 1" |
"Jane & Jonass" |
| "Lola" |
The Kinks |
"Goalie" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "Melt With You" |
Modern English |
"Belt You Two" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Mr. Ed Theme Song" |
Mr. Ed, The Talking Horse |
"I Sound Like Mr. Ed" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "My Favorite Things" |
Julie Andrews |
"The ICP Song" |
"Sugar Bear's Baby" |
| "Peaches" |
Presidents of the United States of America |
"(im)peachment" |
"Jim A" |
| "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" |
The Offspring |
"Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)" |
"Deuce" |
| "Proud Mary (Rollin' on down the river)" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Mary Jane (Rollin' another reefer)" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Reelin In The Years" |
Steely Dan |
"Feelin It For Years" |
"Queen Royce and King Malcolm" |
| "Roll to Me" |
Del Amitri |
"KFC" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Scarborough Fair" |
Simon & Garfunkel |
"Scar Jayson Blair" |
"John Jenkins" |
| "Secret Agent Man" |
Johnny Rivers |
"He Needs An Agent, Man" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Should I Stay or Should I Go?" |
The Clash |
"Should I Stop or Should I Go?" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "Sometimes When We Touch" |
Rod Stewart |
"Sometimes When We Bomb" |
"Devin Manis" |
| "Song of the South" |
Alabama |
"Gum in my Mouth" |
"Whomprat" |
| "Stairway To Heaven" |
Led Zepplin |
"Highway in Jersey" |
"Ben Jaffe" |
| "Stronger" |
Britney Spears |
"Star Wars" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Sweet Home Alabama" |
Lynyrd Skynyrd |
"Sweet Home Fried Potatoes" |
"Ben Jaffe" |
| "The Taste Of Ink" |
The Used |
"The Taste Of Lotus ( Anatomy Of Lotus the Cat Part 2)" |
"Jane & Jonass" |
| "Thriller" |
Michael Jackson |
"Hitler" |
"Freedom Rock" |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name" |
Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo |
"The Dennis Hastert Blues" |
"Kenton Ngo" |
| "White Rabbit" |
Jefferson Airplane |
"Go Ask Billy" |
"Merry & Pippin" |
| "You're Only Lonely" |
JD Souther |
"When You're Only Homies" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "You've Got To Hide Your Love Away" |
The Beatles |
"Rove, You've Got To Hide Your Shrub Away" |
"William Tong" |
June 4, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "25 or 6 to 4" |
Chicago |
"Plenty Wives To Fix The Bore" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "America" |
Simon & Garfunkel |
"Afghanistan" |
"Ben Jaffe" |
| "Come A Little Bit Closer" |
Jay And The Americans |
"I'm A Little Bit Grosser" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Deuce" |
KISS |
"Bruce" |
"Floyd's Garage" |
| "Hold Your Head Up" |
Argent |
"Blow Yourself Up" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Hot Rod Lincoln" |
Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen |
"Red Hot Mainframe" |
"Guy DiRIto" |
| "Hot in Herre" |
Nelly |
"Snot in Here" |
"Wdh" |
| "Hotel California" |
Eagles |
"Motel I Dont Know Her" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "I Write The Songs" |
Barry Manilow |
"I Widen Thongs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Midnight Blue" |
Melissa Manchester |
"Breakfast" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Mobscene" |
Marilyn Manson |
"Slobscene" |
"S.T.G." |
| "My Name Is..." |
Eminem |
"Moi Nom Est Homer" |
"Billymurphy222" |
| "No Letting Go" |
Wayne Wonder |
"No Wetting Those (New Underpants)" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "No Scrubs" |
TLC |
"No Bums" |
"Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters" |
| "Pyramid Song" |
Radiohead |
"Trainspotter/Terrorist Song" |
"Jim A" |
| "Still in Saigon" |
Charlie Daniels |
"Still in Baghdad" |
"Devin Manis" |
| "That's What The Man Said" |
Paul McCartney |
"That's What Some Fans Said" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The Windmills Of Your Mind" |
Dusty Springfield |
"The Windshield Of My Mind" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Thriller" |
Michael Jackson |
"Simon Cowell" |
"S.T.G." |
| "Time Passages" |
Al Stewart |
"Slime Passages" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Toys R Us Kid" |
Toys R Us |
"Terrorist's Kid" |
"Admiral Memo" |
| "Year Of The Cat" |
Al Stewart |
"The Year I Was Fat" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
June 5, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "(Stop Children) What's That Sound?" |
Buffalo Springfield |
"(I Stopped Hearing) Whats That Sound?" |
"Ben Jaffe" |
| "21st Century Schizoid Man" |
King Crimson |
"21st Century Rightwing Man" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "After The Lovin" |
Engelbery Humperdink |
"Insider Trading" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" |
Eric Idle (Monty Python's Life of Brian) |
"Always Lick on the White Side of the Stamp" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Baby I Need Your Lovin" |
The Four Tops |
"Merry, I Need Your Lovin" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Don't Go Knockin' on My Door" |
Britney Spears |
"Where No Man Has Gone Before" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" |
Crystal Gayle |
"Got One Brown Eye and One Blue" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Fat Lip" |
Sum 41 |
"It's a SPORK" |
"bubblegum_superstar" |
| "FireWaterBurn" |
Bloodhound Gang |
"IraqArabsBurn" |
"Teckhardt" |
| "Hotel California" |
Eagles |
"Hazzard County Georgia" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "House of the Rising Sun" |
The Animals |
"House with the Rising Damp" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "I Can't Help Falling In Love With You" |
Elvis Presley |
"I Can't Help Feeling The Left Is Through" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "I Love Rocky Road" |
Weird Al |
"I Love Red Roses" |
"Zak Randall" |
| "I'll Never Fall in Love Again" |
Dionne Warwick |
"I'll Never Step in Love Again" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Kiss The Rain" |
Billy Myers |
"History" |
"Rock Princess" |
| "Lick It Up" |
Kiss |
"Mix It Up" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Livin La Vida Loca" |
Ricky Martin |
"Singin La Karaoke" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Living On A Prayer" |
Bon Jovi |
"Losing All My Hair" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Living for the City" |
Stevie Wonder |
"Martha Stewart Living, What a Pity" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Martha My Dear" |
The Beatles |
"Martha, My Dear" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Maxwell's Silver Hammer" |
The Beatles |
"Martha's Silver Platter" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Once I Had a True Love" |
Various Artists |
"Meiling's Lost Love" |
"Seth Weiner" |
| "Only Time" |
Enya |
"It's your Dime" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Saturday Night" |
The Bay City Rollers |
"Billy Florio" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "St Stephen" |
Grateful Dead |
"St Simian" |
"Yoidy" |
| "Viva Las Vegas" |
Elvis Presley |
"People Love Bagels" |
"Polka Person" |
| "Where You Are" |
The Jackson 5 |
"I Wanna Know Where They 've Bin" |
"Fitu Petaia" |
| "You Drive Me Crazy" |
Britney Spears |
"I'm So Damn Lazy" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
June 6, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "Brady Bunch" |
Theme Song |
"A Shady Bunch" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Da Doo Ron Ron" |
The Crystals |
"Phil Spector's Blues" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "Disease" |
Matchbox 20 |
"Receipt" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Every Breath You Take" |
The Police |
"Every Bath You Take" |
"M. Hale" |
| "Girls and Boys" |
Good Charlotte |
"Rings and Wraiths" |
"Lisa Gee" |
| "Gloria" |
Them |
"F-L-O-R-I-O" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "House of the Rising Sun" |
The Animals |
"House Where Big Brother's On" |
"Jim A" |
| "If Loving You Is Wrong" |
Luther Ingram |
"We're Lovin' You, Bill Tong (We Don't Wanna Lean Right)" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "In the Navy" |
Village People |
"In the Kitchen" |
"Paul Reid" |
| "Jeremy" |
Pearl Jam |
"Elmer" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "Land Down Under" |
Men at Work |
"Town Down Under (Bikini Bottom)" |
"Stockton" |
| "Life In The Fast Lane" |
Eagles |
"Life In The Rest Home" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Lookin' Out My Back Door" |
Creedence Clearwater Revival |
"Runnin' Out My Back Door" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "Lost In Love" |
Air Supply |
"Flossed My Bum" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Magneto And Titanium Man" |
Paul McCartney |
"I Need All Those Geraniums, Man" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Pepper" |
Butthole Surfers |
"Evil Dead (Pt.1)" |
"Josh Bain" |
| "Seasons" |
Good Charlotte |
"Reasons" |
"Alexandra Sikes" |
| "Shiny Happy People" |
R.E.M. |
"Dining, Happy People" |
"Polka Person" |
| "Sk8er Boi" |
Avril Lavigne |
"Punk Rawk Grrl" |
"Lisa Gee" |
| "Sk8r Boi" |
Avril Lavigne |
"TrasXual Boi" |
"G-Funk and Jade" |
| "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" |
Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins) |
"Merry Poppystan (Execute Osama)" |
"Spaff.com" |
| "The City of New Orleans" |
Steve Goodman |
"The City of New Orleans" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Venus And Mars" |
Paul Mccartney |
"West Nile And Sars" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "You Can Leave Your Hat On" |
Randy Newman |
"You Can Leave Your Mask On" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "You Should Be Dancing" |
Bee Gees |
"You Should Be Kicking" |
"Fitu Petaia" |
June 7, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "21st Century Schizoid Man" |
King Crimson |
"41 year old Ast'roids Man" |
"Billy Florio" |
| "21st century Schizoid man" |
King Crimson |
"45 year old Britney Fan" |
"Billy Florio" |
| "39" |
Queen |
"Greedy Swine" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "American Pie" |
Don McLean |
"Jed Clampett It's Time" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "Amish Paradise" |
Weird Al |
"Poormans Paradise" |
"Zak Randall" |
| "Complicated" |
Avril Lavigne |
"Dialated: Uncut Version" |
"S.T.G." |
| "Devil in Dusguise" |
Elvis Presley |
"Chicken in Dusguise and Rooster in Dusguise" |
"Weird Eth Mak" |
| "Everybody Plays The Fool" |
The Main Ingredient |
"Everybody Plays With Food" |
"Bob Gomez" |
| "Hello" |
Lionel Richie |
"Cell Phone Song" |
"Royce MIller" |
| "I Want It That Way" |
Backstreet Boys |
"I Hate My Gateway" |
"BarbieBimbo" |
| "If This Is It" |
Huey Lewis and the News |
"Who Ate The Chips?" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "In My Car" |
Gary Numan |
"In Iraq" |
"Ham n' Eggs" |
| "In the Year 2525" |
Zager & Evans |
"In the Year 2525" |
"Chris Bodily TM" |
| "Jeopardy" |
The Greg Kihn Band |
"I Won the Lottery" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Love Don't Cost A Thing" |
Jennifer Lopez |
"Love, Don't Constipate" |
"BarbieBimbo" |
| "Objection (Tango)" |
Shakira |
"Constipation" |
"BarbieBimbo" |
| "Poor Little Fool" |
Ricky Nelson |
"Four Little Rules" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Release Me" |
Englebert Humperdink |
"Unblock It" |
"LucidLupin LeeBee" |
| "Respect" |
Aretha Franklin |
"Deflect" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Scenes From An Italian Restaurant" |
Billy Joel |
"Scenes From A John Hughes Movie" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Some Day Ill Be Saturday Night" |
Bon Jovi |
"Some Day Ill Have Something To Write" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Stand" |
R.E.M. |
"Cram (For Your Tests)" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Superman's Dead" |
Our Lady Peace |
"Meta Knight's Dead" |
"Andrea Huckstep" |
| "These Are The Days Of Our Lives" |
Queen |
"These Are The Ways Of Our Wives" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "We Didn't Start The Fire" |
Billy Joel |
"I Really Dont Like Bio(Classroom Opera Number 6)" |
"Michael Florio" |
June 9, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "All Out of Love" |
Air Supply |
"All Out of Beer" |
"Mike Snyder" |
| "America" |
Neil Diamond |
"A Dunce Now Rules America" |
"William Tong" |
| "Birthday" |
The Beatles |
"Ritz Bits Crackers From Nabisco" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Blue Eyes" |
Elton John |
"Huge Thighs" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Careless Whisper" |
George Michael |
"Careleth Lithper" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cat's In The Cradle" |
Harry Chapin |
"Catsh In The Cradle ( Ash Shung By Sean Connery)" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cecilia" |
Simon and Garfunkel |
"We'll Kill Ya" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Cherish" |
Kool And The Gang |
"Fetish" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Clocks" |
Coldplay |
"Dude, Where's my Car?" |
"Stockton" |
| "Complicated" |
Avril Lavigne |
"Bully Anthem" |
"Luzette (w Ali, Chol & G)" |
| "Cotton-Eye Joe" |
Rednex |
"Potty-Eye Joe" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Dance To The Music" |
Sly & The Family Stone |
"Dunce Who's Abusive" |
"William Tong" |
| "Ding Dong Dell" |
Traditional |
"Jingle Bells" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Down by the Schoolyard " |
Paul Simon |
"Down by the Fuelyard" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Downeaster Alexa" |
Billy Joel |
"Taxpayer Agenda" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Fight Fire With Fire" |
Kansas |
"Fight Fire With Water (The Fireman's Song)" |
"Bubba" |
| "Getaway" |
Earth Wind and Fire |
"Let's Getaway" |
"Fitu Petaia" |
| "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" |
Elmo and Patsy |
"Laci Got Run Over By A Reindeer" |
"Kelly Blythe" |
| "Henry the Eighth" |
Herman's Hermits |
"Hillary the Great" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Hot Blooded" |
Foreigner |
"Flat-Butted" |
"Charlene Lipkus" |
| "Hotel California" |
The Eagles |
"Hotel Jelly Donut" |
"Tone-Def" |
| "I Shot the Sheriff " |
Eric Clapton |
"I Paid the Tariff" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "I'm Going Slightly Mad" |
Queen |
"I'm Going Slightly Mad (And School's To Blame)" |
"Rock Princess" |
| "If You Could Read My Mind" |
Gordon Lightfoot |
"Princess Ajana Sent Me an Email" |
"Adam Bernstein" |
| "In-a-gadda-da-vida" |
Iron Butterfly |
"Ain't-ya-got-a-lot-of-Velveeta?" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "It's All I Can Do" |
The Cars |
"It's All They Can Spew" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Just The Way You Are" |
Billy Joel |
"(I Love Your ) Bust The Way You Are" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Midnight Blue" |
Melissa Manchester |
"Frozen Stew" |
"King Malcolm And Queen Royce" |
| "Misunderstood" |
Bon Jovi |
"Missed Matrix Two" |
"Jeremy Otto" |
| "Objection" |
Shakira |
"Corrections" |
"Jim A" |
| "Rockin' In The Free World" |
Neil Young |
"Roger Clemens' Lament" |
"The Great Karlando" |
| "Rollin'" |
Limp Bizkit |
"Rollin' (News)" |
"Jim A" |
| "Runnin' Down a Dream" |
Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers |
"Skidin' Down the Street" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "Say Has Anybody Seen My Sweet Gypsy Rose?" |
Dawn |
"Say Has Anybody Seen My Fishnet Pantyhose?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Scar Tissue" |
Red Hot Chili Peppers |
"The Misheard Lyric Song" |
"Anonymous" |
| "Seasons In The Sun" |
Terry Jacks |
"Reasons To Be Glum" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Shes Always A Woman" |
Billy Joel |
"Always A Sermon" |
"Michael Florio" |
| "Smells Like Teen Spirit" |
Nirvana |
"Wear A Shaved Parrot" |
"AorE" |
| "Southern Man" |
Neil Young |
"Northern Man" |
"Mark Linville" |
| "Sultans of Swing" |
Dire Straits |
"Just Startin' to Sting" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "The Curly Shuffle" |
Jump 'N' The Saddle Band |
"The World's In Trouble" |
"William Tong" |
| "The Last Song" |
Edward Bear |
"The Last Thong" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "The Longest Time" |
Billy Joel |
"The Longest Amusement Park Line" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "Turn! Turn! Turn!" |
The Byrds |
"Burn! Burn! Burn!" |
"William Tong" |
| "Twilight Zone" |
Golden Earing |
"Twilight Zone: Burgess Meredith Edition" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "U Make Me Wanna" |
Blue |
"U Make Me Wanna (barf)" |
"K*" |
| "Uptown Girl" |
Billy Joel |
"Tilt-a-Whirl" |
"lebeiW15" |
| "W-O-L-D" |
Harry Chapin |
"W-F-A-N" |
"Michael Pacholek" |
| "Waterloo" |
ABBA |
"Water Poo(The Diarrhea Song)" |
"wdh" |
| "We Will Rock You" |
Queen |
"Rock You, Sock You, Pick You Up & Drop You!" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Where Everybody Knows Your Name (Cheers' Theme)" |
Gary Portnoy |
"Where Everything Has Stayed The Same (Ferns' Theme)" |
"Michael Hack" |
| "Who Are You" |
The Who |
"Who Are You?" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Without You" |
Harry Nilsson |
"Telemarketing" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Zanzibar" |
Billy Joel |
"Sammy's gone" |
"Michael Florio" |
June 10, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "Blackbird" |
Beatles |
"Big Turds" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Careless Whisper" |
Wham! |
"Careleth Lithper" |
"Spaff.com" |
| "Cecilia" |
Simon and Garfunkel |
"Conceal Ya" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Family Portrait" |
P!nk |
"Family POORtrait" |
"ludaKris42602" |
| "Gansta's Paradise" |
Coolio |
"Scouter's Paradise" |
"Rap N. Rich" |
| "Green Acres" |
TV Theme |
"TV Commercial Jingle" |
"Guy DiRito" |
| "Let It Be" |
The Beatles |
"Let Them Bleed" |
"Rock Princess" |
| "Mr. Tambourine Man" |
Bob Dylan |
"Mr. Chili Bean Man" |
"Floyd's Garage" |
| "Piggies" |
Beatles |
"Morons" |
"Tim Hall" |
| "Release Me" |
Engelbert Humperdinck |
"Degrease Me" |
"Royce Miller" |
| "Rock And Roll All Nite" |
Kiss |
"Dr. Scholl's" |
"Claude Prez" |
| "Sk8er Boi" |
Avril Lavigne |
"Gator Boy" |
"T-Cat" |
| "The Galaxy Song" |
Monty Python (The Meaning of Life) |
"The Genome Song" |
"Phil Alexander" |
| "Working Class Hero" |
John Lennon |
"A Stupid Dumb Moron (is What Dubya Is)" |
"Tim Hall" |
June 11, 2003 |
| Original Song | Original Artist | Parody Song | Parody Author |
| "Arms Wide Open" |
Creed |
"I'm Still Tokin' (revised)" |
"Jackal" |
| "Billy Don't Be A Hero" |
Paper Lace |
"Billy Don't Be A Queer" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Bohemian Rhapsody" |
Queen |
"Elmer Fudian Wapsody" |
"Ol' John Brown" |
| "Bridge over Troubled Water" |
Simon and Garfunkel |
"Bush Rules our Troubled Country" |
"Shawna Mills" |
| "Cecilia" |
Simon And Garfunkel |
"Bulimia" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Cecilia" |
Simon And Garfunkel |
"Bulimia" |
"Malcolm Higgins" |
| "Charlie Brown" |
The Coasters |