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Song Parodies -> "Aulkey Dulkies"

Original Song Title:

"Jeepers Creepers"

Original Performer:

Louis Armstrong

Parody Song Title:

"Aulkey Dulkies"

Parody Written by:

Too Rich Olson

The Lyrics

To be sung while trying to diaper a squirmming baby:Words by Anne Howe and Hugh Seddittune: just like Jeepers Creepers (only a lot different).Warning: this song has not yet been baby tested! Proceed at your own risk.

Aulkey dulkies!
Where'd ya get them pulkys?
Aulkey dulkies!
Where'd ya get them thighs?

Gosh all get out
Get all the You Bet out.
Gosh all get out,
Not to criticize.

Offtick schmafftick
How'd ya get so tzafftick?
Offtick schmafftick,
Eating all those pies.

Schmootzy tootsies,
You got schmootzy footsies.
Schmootzy tootsies,
They're really drawing flies.

Aulkey dulkies!
Where'd ya get them pulkys?
Aulkey dulkies!
Where'd ya get them thighs?

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