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Song Parodies -> "Flat-Butted"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Charlene Lipkus

The Lyrics

With all the booty emphasis in popular culture today... This is an ode to those who are lacking in that area.
I'm flat-butted
Check it and see
I never really seem to fill out my jeans
They say, "Baby, where did they hide your a**?"
I'm flat-butted

Ain't got no junk in my trunk
Got no ga-dunk,-ga-dunk
Ain't got nothin' to show
Got no curves on mine
My rear's just a straight line
I wanna know
How can I make it grow?

Well I'm trying to
Eating beans and rice the whole day through
If I really do
Then this onion will just bust on through

'Cause now I'm
(Repeat chorus)

When I wear somethin' tight
It is such a sorry sight
It's such a tragedy
'Cause when they look at my behind
Tryin' to pretend they don't mind
They think,
"Are you a white girl? You sure look that way to me!

Are you thin enough? Girl, do you ever really eat enough?
Are your pants too tight?
Or did someone steal you a** last night?"

Yeah I'm flat-butted
Check it and see
Bet Sir Mix-A-Lot just wouldn't like me
I ain't J-Lo
I ain't bootylicious
I'm flat-butted


Well, what can I do?
Can I grow a booty that is true?
Or can I make do?
Or get butt cheek implants in my glutes?

Well (Chorus)

(Flat-butted) I'm really white (flat butted) my pants too tight
(Flat-butted) It's making me sick
(Flat-butted) I'm a flat-butted chick
(Flat-butted) I just wanna cry (Flat-butted) no matter how hard I try
(Flat-butted) I can't do a thing
(Flat-butted) It's a (flat-butted) a flat-butted thing

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