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Song Parodies -> "Seniors in the Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Riders on the Storm"

Original Performer:

The Doors

Parody Song Title:

"Seniors in the Sand"

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The Lyrics

My sendoff to four fifty-something golfers before their trip to Myrtle Beach for a golf weekend
Seniors in the Sand
Seniors in the Sand
You've got to understand
They need your helping hand
If they tried to sink a putt
They may fall on their butts
Seniors in the Sand

There's some old folks on the links
They're moving slower than a sphinx
They can't hit the ball
Without their Geritol
If they couldn't ride the cart
Their bods would fall apart
Seniors in the Sand

Although these dentures are so crude
They help them chew some solid food
Their knees creak when they walk
But they shouldn't squawk
Because most men their age
Are already in their graves
Seniors in the Sand

This new device helps them to hear
It fits right inside their ear
When they get the bends
They depend on their depends
Their guts so badly hung
They - make grandpa seem young
Seniors in the Sand

Seniors in the sand, Seniors in the sand.........

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Meriadoc - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
"Slower than a sphinx' was very good! :-D
royce miller - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I like this parody
Michael Pacholek - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I wonder how Jim Morrison would react to this one, but I get the feeling Ray Manzarek would like it. I used to belong to a church whose male members are all golfers desperate to "shoot their age," as in their score for a round. It's a whole lot easier than it used to be, because their kids seem to have moved away. Too bad they all seem to support a "Christian" "President" who cuts Social Security and Medicare.
Wild Man - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You saw me on that golf course, did'nt ya. (lol) Good Song.
Ol' John Brown - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved the Geritol line! Great parody all around! -- Ol' JB

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