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Song Parodies -> "Where No Man Has Gone Before"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Go Knockin' on My Door"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Britney Spears

Parody Song Title:

"Where No Man Has Gone Before"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

**Captain Kirk**
Where no man's gone before
Where no man's gone before

Captain's log:
0 4 8 point 9
Enterprise soars high
"Live long and prosper" means "bye-bye"
Fly away
Mr. Spock wears blue
It is so untrue
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go

[CHORUS:]
Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before

**Dr. McCoy**
Captian, see
It's a mystery
It's ain't clear to me
This guy's dead, he's all history

**Spock**
Price to pay?
We can't sleep at night
Klingons we will fight

**Captain Kirk**
And I can hear myself saying:
I am starving here without food
I'm from the future and I
I will boldly go

[Repeat CHORUS]

Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before
Where no man has gone before

**Scotty**
Do what you want
[As long as I beam you up]

Where no man has gone before
'Cause my name is James T. Kirk
Klingons we diss, they be crazy I
Sit on my orange back
My pants are the darkest black
Where no man has gone before

[Repeat CHORUS]

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Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm surprised to say I know the original song...only because I bought the album for one of my own Britney parodies.
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Right, Jeff, and you watch Christina Aguilera's videos for the articles. (chuckle chuckle smirk smirk)
Jeff Reuben - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Touche =)
Captain Kirk - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
What else can I....say, but........wow!
Adam B. - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought when you named it "Where no man has gone before", that you were talking about Brittany.

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