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Song Parodies -> "Baked"

Original Song Title:

"Snake"

Original Performer:

R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger

Parody Song Title:

"Baked"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G. feat. wdh

The Lyrics

This is a drug song, again, but the thing is I (S.T.G.) haven't done drugs in three years, and wdh is not a user.

(S.T.G.)
I wanna see you smoke that dubee and get baked,
Yeah... hey yo, can y'all light my bong here, alright
W, pass me some weed,
I want to see all this crushed crack-cocaine lined up right here...now


Smoke that dubee and get baked, man (like that)
Smoke it 'til we're gonna choke, man(light that)
Don't hold in, let it out now (like that)
Let your water bong light up now (light that)
Let me see you get high now (like that)
Take your bong and let it fly now (light that)
I love the way you smoke your coke, uh (like that)
This weed's laced with LSD, yea (light that)

(S.T.G.)
The leprechauns, oh, they always vex me,
W, you're sellin' me decent weed,
Mouth on the bong once you came to party
Huffin' that __ makin' my whole brain freeze
Huff now , puff now
Dude, I wanna shoot with you, W, no doubt
Huff now , puff now
W, we can bring the drugs to start this party out.

Smoke that dubee and get baked, man (like that)
Smoke it 'til we're gonna choke, man(light that)
Don't hold in, let it out now (like that)
Let your water bong light up now (light that)
Let me see you get high now (like that)
Take your bong and let it fly now (light that)
I love the way you smoke your coke, uh (like that)
This weed's laced with LSD, yea (light that)

Like a Jamaican in his city doing drugs.


VERSE
Poppin' pills like a tire on a Ford car,
Super star, don't know who you are
We are lighting up a Cuban cigar
Dude, you're the lightin' and I'm the puffin'
The paint you're packing, you are the huffin'
Wipin' out in the back of my car
Drugs have got me screamin' "Fiesta!"
Hallucinations say "Go kill 'em"
Huff now , puff now
Dude, I wanna shoot with you, W, no doubt
Huff now , puff now
W, we can bring the drugs to start this party out.
C'mon

Smoke that dubee and get baked, man (like that)
Smoke it 'til we're gonna choke, man(light that)
Don't hold in, let it out now (like that)
Let your water bong light up now (light that)
Let me see you get high now (like that)
Take your bong and let it fly now (light that)
I love the way you smoke your coke, uh (like that)
This weed's laced with LSD, yea (light that)

(WDH
Y'all wanna smoke Mary Jane then ya betta get the hell over here

6 o'clock you're in the hotel bathroom
Afta a meeting with Big Dealin' Pete
Inhalin' everything, sour or sweet
Mess up your bod make you some freak
The way you're smokin all like 'Huff''Huff'
Smokin dope in the back of your car
Man you got me smokin Coke, busta
Joint open and say, whateva
Huff now, Puff now
I love the way you put smoke with no mouth, no doubt
Huff now, Puff now
Inhale through the nose then let the smoke right out
C'mon

Smoke that dubee and get baked, man (like that)
Smoke it 'til we're gonna choke, man(light that)
Don't hold in, let it out now (like that)
Let your water bong light up now (light that)
Let me see you get high now (like that)
Take your bong and let it fly now (light that)
I love the way you smoke your coke, uh (like that)
This weed's laced with LSD, yea (light that)

(WDH
I be's with guys with all kinds of drugs
Rappers, players, thug-thug-thugs
Some a y'all wanna be smokers and rappas like us
Ok, lets smoke
S took to the alley and showed me the crack
Now, smoke in the pub with dancin women
Next order of biz is the Coke Club
So much coke
Get yas ready to choke
Smokin beans by the billions
Semi-imported, look Brazilian
I'm lovin' the way you do the 'Huff' 'Huff'
Exotic sexy kitten sniffin the dope bit
Spotted you sniffin it fast
Killin' your colon and then, um
Sayin from the beginin you still want more venom
Huff now, puff now
Only nightclub in town, so are you comin' 'cause u gotta smoke
Huff now, Puff now
wdh doin much crack tonight with S. in Dopeland!

CRACK!

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