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Song Parodies -> "Tilt-a-Whirl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Tilt-a-Whirl"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Dude, these things really make me sick
Tilt-a-whirl
Yeah, you'll probably have to hurl
You go a spinning around on this ride
One time I rode it and I almost died

I hate to ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl
Oh yeah, your lunch will most likely swirl
Your expensive amusement park French fries
Will be out of your throat before your eyes
Let out a sigh

And when you don't want to go on the water slide
You wanna take me along on this stupid ride

She'll think that I'm a wimp
'Cause I threw up my shrimp on the Tilt-a-Whirl

You know, I really gotta leave and hurl
I'm getting tired of this ride today
Let's go on swingsets or the kiddie train
Oh, I'm in pain

Tilt-a-Whirl
I can't afford to lose my ice cream swirl
And maybe I should stop riding this thing
I'd rather go ride on the kiddie swing
What will she think

And when she's watching
She's looking at me
I'm sure she's noticed
That my face is green

She'll think that I'm a wimp
'Cause I threw up my shrimp on the Tilt-a-Whirl

Oh yeah, your lunch will most likely swirl
Your expensive amusement park French fries
Will be out of your throat before your eyes
Let out a sigh

Tilt-a-Whirl
It's a Tilt-a-Whirl
You know I can't stand
Those dumb Tilt-a-Whirls
Tilt-a-Whirl
It's a Tilt-a-Whirl
You know I can't stand
Those dumb Tilt-a-Whirls
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Junior - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious! Well done.
Jeff Reuben - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Blech!
lebeiw15 - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff--was that in response to how good the parody was, or the theme of the parody? =) Or both?
Pat - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hppph! ( hand over mouth) I can't stand those rides either...realistic!!
Claude Prez - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job dude; I can relate.
Ol' John Brown - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Purty dern funny! I 'specially liked the parts where you poke fun at how the food costs so much that you can't afford to loose it. So true!
william - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I think, that you should try to stay away from that ride!

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