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Song Parodies -> "Someone Help Me (Those f*gs Bite)"

Original Song Title:

"Everybody (Backstreet's Back)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Backstreet Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Someone Help Me (Those f*gs Bite)"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G., Junior, lebeiW15, wdh, and Rock Princess

The Lyrics

2nd in our boy band dissers.
(Junior)
Someone help me,
Hide the bodies
Someone help me
Hide the bodies right,
Killed the boys, last night.

(Rock Princess)
Oh my gosh, they're back again
F*g**ts jumping across our screen
Gonna kill them soon
If they don't get out
Got a question for you
I wonder now

(S.T.G.)
Are they original?
No way!
Are they still full of bull?
Yeah!
They bi-sexual?
Yeah!
Makes me wanna kill someone,
You better turn that music off!

(lebeiW15)
Someone help me (yeah)
No more Backstreet (yeah)
Someone help me
No more Backstreet, guys! (c'mon!)
Backstreet really bites! They bite!


(wdh)
Now hoist your guns up in the air
And shoot 'em up from their toes to their hair
And I just have to compliment that great plan
Cuz then they could never sing again


(Junior)
They unoriginal?
Yeah
Wanna shoot them with guns?
Yeah
They transexual?
Yeah
They are almost worse than Creed
We better hide the bodies now

(S.T.G.)
Someone help me! Yeah!
This song's tort'ring, yeah.
Someone help me,
Set those f*gots right.
Those f*gs bite big time, big time.

So everybody everywhere,
Just be afraid of those five queers.
Gotta load your guns,
Shoot all pop boy-bands,
As long as they are singing,
We'll be loading up again.

(lebeiW15)
Someone help me (yeah)
No more Backstreet (yeah)
Someone help me
No more Backstreet, guys! (c'mon!)
Backstreet really bites! They bite!


(S.T.G. and Rock Princess)
Can you hear it? Yeah (everybody)
Kill those f*gots, Yeah (hates their music, right)
Their songs are **** (everybody)
God thinks it's not right
Backstreet bites big time. big time.

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wdh - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great job guys!
Rock Princess - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh, yeah.... Kill 'em all!!! >:-)
lebeiw16 - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good one =D 5-5-5 for us all!
lebeiw15 - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm still lebeiw15 guys...
Junior - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Another great one! "They are almost worse than Creed, better hide the bodies now" :-D
wdh - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Aw man we had straight 5s until Straight 1 guy hit us
Enough - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Come on. Isn't anyone in your fivesome aware that "fag" and "queer" are hateful words (with or without the asterisks)?
lebeiw15 - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
The site title would be called "Making fun of music: one song at a time".
Rock Princess - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I apologise on behalf of all 5 of us to anyone who might have taken offence at our parodies. We meant no harm - we just wanted to do some boy-band dissing. I am truly sorry.
lebeiw15 - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
That's right. This stuff isn't all supposed to be taken so seriously.
Spaff.com - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
There have been some interesting comments on several songs about the use of racial epithets and lifestyle slurs. Just my observation: It's apparently OK to use terms like that if you're an insider appropriating them with other insiders; e.g., the gay characters on Will & Grace can get away with the term "fag," Chris Rock can use the n-word, Woody Allen can poke fun at Jews. But if you're not an insider or you're using the terms pejoratively, it's best to avoid hot-button words entirely. They are too often used to purposefully offend, so it shouldn't be surprising when offense is taken.
S.T.G. - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I'm sorry that Enough has taken offense at that "hate" word. But here is the reason why we use it, 1: Fag can either be used as a insult to a straight guy who acts really fruity. 2: We are not doing an anit-gay thing here, we're just making fun of music and boy bands. 3: Eminem does it, and I don't see you taking a major stand against him. PS- Sorry if we offended you, we have no intentions of that, but if we think a boy band is fruity, then sorry but I will continue to insult them.
Spaff.com - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Three cheers for skewering boy bands. As lebeiw15 pointed out, this site is a great forum for that. But it's wise to remember that many people find words like "faggot" offensive, regardless of whom you're insulting with them. As for Eminem, he's intentionally offensive. He gets away with it because of his talent and popularity, but he still has plenty of detractors.
Junior - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I see Spaff.com's point. Although, in S.T.G's defense, although I rarely use "the word", I typically do not mean it to mean homosexual.
Enough - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you Rock Princess. Good "observation" Spaff.com, but you're too nice about it. Words mean things.

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