Family Feud just can't go on,
it's a trend that should just pass on.
It's enough to make your lunch gone.
To watch it you have to be strong.
So you think this host is gay, do you?
You don't think he gets much pay?

This is one big nasty feller'.
He is blind like Helen Keller.
Eat it up, it tastes like Jell-O.
What a way to finally smell him.
Farts a fart that smells real strong, for you.
Take one whiff and then you're gone.

Chorus: Anderson is a heifer,
I feel it more than ever.
When in his thong of leather,
the girls flee altogether.
Flee on... his wind.

Rebel with a long vibrator.
What a laugh if he's a skater.
Mrs. Parker, levitates her?
Nah! He's just a masturbator.
Make's you laugh by acting gay, for you.
Jabba just can't take the cake.

Chorus

In the crowd the middle finger's their emotion.
All the world will pass him by.
Anderson is a heifer,
his jokes don't go together.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Santa?
Blech, blech, blech, blech, blech, blech.
(Repeat)

Chorus

In the crowd the middle finger's their emotion.
All the world will pass him by.
Anderson is a heifer,
he'll be that way forever.

Forever.....