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Song Parodies -> "The Louie Anderson Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Zephyr Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"The Louie Anderson Song"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

This song is for my friend David, who hates annoying, loud, and FAT has-been celebritys like Louie.
Family Feud just can't go on,
it's a trend that should just pass on.
It's enough to make your lunch gone.
To watch it you have to be strong.
So you think this host is gay, do you?
You don't think he gets much pay?

This is one big nasty feller'.
He is blind like Helen Keller.
Eat it up, it tastes like Jell-O.
What a way to finally smell him.
Farts a fart that smells real strong, for you.
Take one whiff and then you're gone.

Chorus: Anderson is a heifer,
I feel it more than ever.
When in his thong of leather,
the girls flee altogether.
Flee on... his wind.

Rebel with a long vibrator.
What a laugh if he's a skater.
Mrs. Parker, levitates her?
Nah! He's just a masturbator.
Make's you laugh by acting gay, for you.
Jabba just can't take the cake.

Chorus

In the crowd the middle finger's their emotion.
All the world will pass him by.
Anderson is a heifer,
his jokes don't go together.

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Santa?
Blech, blech, blech, blech, blech, blech.
(Repeat)

Chorus

In the crowd the middle finger's their emotion.
All the world will pass him by.
Anderson is a heifer,
he'll be that way forever.

Forever.....

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Louie Anderson - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I am not amused.
Josh Bain - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Ahh, But me and David are, you silly Louie imposter. Oh no! The real Louie isn't amused. Ahh ha ha ha ha.
Louie Anderson - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Waaah, I'm out of rehab again! Oh, god, I just puked out my third stomach...cough cough...
randall - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
chill out man its all in good fun
Z - September 11, 2012 - Report this comment
OKAY THIS IS LAST & FINAL PARODY I'M WRITING 2 YA I WANNA THANK ALL OF U GUYS 4 COMMING OUT AND I THINK ITS TIME WE SAY GOOD BYE BYE BYE B4 WE GO AND ITS TIME TO SAY GOODBYE OKAY SO WE WILL CATCH UP WITH YOU IN THE COMMING YEAR WE GOT A LOT MORE MUSIC AHEAD AND? DON'T SAY IT AIGHT I'M SORRY ITS ALMOST TIME 2 GO GUYS LISTEN UP

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