Song Parodies -> Britney's Gotta Die

Original Song Title:

"Earl Had To Die"

Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

  
Parody Song Title:

"Britney's Gotta Die"

Parody Written by:

U.D.A.B. (United Divas Against Britney)

Some of my friends and I were having a karaoke contest. A bunch of us girls dressed up as different popular female singers (I was Gwen Stefani!) and we changed the words to "Earl had to die" into our Anti-Britney theme, "Britney's gotta die." I hope you enjoy it!
We liked Britney Spears back when she was young,
'bout the time she was three.
She was cute, she had what it took,
she was active in the MMC.
After the show was canceled, Britney Spears went out,
looking for a brand new world,
All the people around her town
said you better watch that girl.
Well it wasn't two minutes after she got a contract,
Britney started gettin' ahead,
She put on low shirts, and tight skirts,
now we want her dead.

So come on girls take a stand,
We're makin' a plan,
We're gonna win this fight,
We're gonna rid this world
Of that stupid girl,
We're gonna set things right...Britney's gotta die!

(Na na na na na)
Good bye girl...you think you're hot?
(Na na na na na)
Guess what your not, Girl!...Your pretty face
(Na na na na na)
We'll cover it up in mace girl! Is that all right...good!
(Na na na na na)
It's time for you to die, Girl! Hey!

Christina and Gwen are gonna light the fuse,
J-lo and P!NK brought shot guns,
And when Alicia Keys whips out her M-16,
we're really gonna have some fun!
Jessica's got her knumb-chucks ready
Nelly's all set with her knife,
Britney Spears won't stand a chance
against Mandy's Colt 45!

Guys won't think she's so hot,
When she's got
Four missing arms and legs
We'll poison her pepsi,
We won't show mercy,
No matter how hard she begs...Britney's gotta die!

(Na na na na na)
Good bye girl...some cement shoes?
(Na na na na na)
Ha, this time you lose, girl...a switchblade knife
(Na na na na na)
It's the end of your life girl! Hey!
(Na na na na na)
Oh, hey-hey-hey!
(Na na na na na)
Ooh, hey-hey-hey!
(Na na na na na, Na, na na na)

(After the music fades, this is sung to the tune of Britney's "Pepsi" jingle)
(All together) Britney...
(One person) She's gonna die young!

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