-> "Chemistry"
Original Song Title:
"The Remedy (I Won't Worry)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Chemistry"
The Lyrics
Well I saw formulas on my paper and although I tried I could not start to de-ci-pher
What in God's name those formulas mean, hydrogen
Was present in large masses again
Now is it often gaseous? is it a base or acid? Is it strongly reactive?
That's the kind of stuff they're askin'. I could pass this if I wasn't me
We'll I've made my choice and I'm dropping chemistry
In chemistry, we do experiments, there's a danger of explosions
It's a common thing, that I have accidents, I once got acid on my nose which hurt
And just the other week I acted like a dunce, on my turn to handle the burner
I dropped the burner onto my buns. And I'm gonna be made fun of for three months
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
I heard students talking about the next course,
When you deal with bonding and molecular force
And carbon and the ways that its gets itself attached
They were blubbering and crazed and sad because of all the higher math that's involved
That takes the whole night to solve, If had to take that man I would go insane
Couldn't take the heat, enthalpy
Cause there's a lot of pressure now I'm dropping chemistry
In chemistry, we do experiments, there's a danger of explosions
It's a common thing, that I have accidents, I once got acid on my nose which hurt
And just the other week I acted like a dunce, on my turn to handle the burner
I dropped the burner onto my buns. And I'm gonna be made fun of for three months
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
When I fail at stuff after I try
My passion for learning and ambition go bye-bye
I would say chem is fun, but that would be a lie
And I'll tell you why
Because
In chemistry, we do experiments, there's a danger of explosions
It's a common thing, that I have accidents, I once got acid on my nose which hurt
And just the other week I acted like a dunce, on my turn to handle the burner
I dropped the burner onto my buns. And I'm gonna be made fun of for three months
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
I, I won't hurt me in lab today
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