Song Parodies ->Authors -> Ethan Mawyer
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Bleach, Baby | Beach Baby | First Class | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 132 | |
| Alligator Lake | Crocodile Rock | Elton John | 3.4 | 4.4 | 4.1 | 72 | |
| Don't Squeak | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Muddy Girl | Summer Girls | LFO | 3.4 | 3.5 | 3.4 | 149 | |
| Carbonated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 89 | |
| Cops of Lucifer (Hell Be) | Drops Of Jupiter | Train | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Giddy-up Style | Hit 'Em Up Style | Blu Cantrell | 2.8 | 3.5 | 2.5 | 85 | |
| Scripted Fight | Kryptonite | Three Doors Down | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| This Is How You Rewind Me | This Is How You Remind Me | Nickelback | 2.9 | 3.3 | 3.0 | 79 | |
| Passover | Informer | Snow | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 215 | |
| Let Me Play | I Do | Toya | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 79 | |
| It Wasn't Meat | It Wasn't Me | Shaggy | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.2 | 92 | |
| Monstars | All Star | Smash Mouth | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.0 | 78 | |
| B-Ball Wizard | Pinball Wizard | The Who | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 70 | |
| Mustard Fight (opera #1) | Farm House | Phish | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 86 | |
| The Middle of the Night | The Middle | Jimmy Eat World | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 56 | |
| Stop fighting (opera #3) | Come Together | Beatles | 2.4 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 57 | |
| Ketchup of Tomato | Mr. Roboto | Styx | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 78 | |
| Around New York | Around The World | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 80 | |
| Through Bowser's Isles | A thousand Miles | Vanessa Carlton | 3.7 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 75 | |
| Don't Gimme No Egg Foo Young | Only the Good Die Young | Billy Joel | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 77 | |
| Tainted Rugs (opera #5) | Tainted Love | Soft Cell | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.6 | 66 | |
| You Are Annoying (opera#4) | Life Is A Highway | Tom Cochrane | 3.0 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 78 | |
| Ketchupian Rhapsody (opera #6) | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 2.6 | 3.0 | 2.8 | 62 | |
| True Jedi Knight | Minority | Green Day | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 77 | |
| Just Not Kosher | One Step Closer | Linkin Park | 3.9 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 62 | |
| Butter And Company (opera #7) | Build Me Up, Buttercup | Foundations | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Oh Bother (Pooh's Lament) | Why Bother | Weezer | 4.3 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 74 | |
| Tin and Boots | Gin and Juice | Snoop Dogg | 4.2 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 68 | |
| Black Lagoon | Black Balloon | Goo Goo Dolls | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 69 | |
| Bombs Over Baghdad 2K2 (The Second Gulf War) | B.O.B. | Outkast | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 83 | |
| It's My Lice | It's My Life | Bon Jovi | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 70 | |
| Hell | Heaven | DJ Sammy | 3.2 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 74 | |
| Just Like A Twig | Just Like A Pill | Pink | 4.1 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 79 | |
| The Battle (opera #8) | Paint It Black | Rolling Stones | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Human (Story Of A Race) | Absolutely (Story of a Girl) | Nine Days | 3.0 | 1.7 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| Beer Bong | No Such Thing | John Mayer | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.2 | 82 | |
| Vote For My Song | Come As You Are | Nirvana | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 60 | |
| Into Sleep | In Too Deep | Sum 41 | 4.2 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 62 | |
| It's Very Messy (opera #9) | It's Gonna Be Me | N'Sync | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.0 | 55 | |
| Oops! I Fell Down Again | Oops! I Did It Again | Britney Spears | 3.7 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 78 | |
| The Great Complainer | The Entertainer | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 65 | |
| Too Numb to Feel my Gun | Too Young To Fall In Love | Motley Crue | 3.5 | 2.8 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| If They're Strong (opera#10) | If You're Gone | Matchbox 20 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Ping-Pong Song | Thong Song | Sisqo | 3.5 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 281 | |
| Crazy (opera #11) | Angel | Shaggy | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 60 | |
| Ivy League Schools | Hava Negilah | Traditional | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 141 | |
| What Am I Saying | Louie, Louie | The Kingsmen | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.4 | 76 | |
| Refrigerator Pie (opera #12) | American Pie | Don Maclean | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 65 | |
| Grumpy Like the Dwarf | Hungry Like the Wolf | Duran Duran | 2.9 | 3.4 | 3.3 | 75 | |
| Lost Teeth | Last Kiss | Pearl Jam | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 78 | |
| Flashlight | Hash Pipe | Weezer | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 57 | |
| Sick of Himm | Hot In Herre | Nelly | 4.1 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 62 | |
| Underneath Your Toes | Underneath Your Clothes | Shakira | 4.1 | 3.9 | 4.1 | 56 | |
| What's My Name Again? | What's My Age Again? | Blink 182 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 70 | |
| New Cricket Ball | Smmoth Criminal | Alien Ant Farm | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 114 | |
| Burn Off The Fries | Turn Off The Light | Nelly Furtado | 4.0 | 4.6 | 4.4 | 64 | |
| Livin La Vida Notebook | Livin La Vida Loca | Ricky Martin | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 67 | |
| Bomb It | Beat It | Michael Jackson | 3.1 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 69 | |
| Paperboy | Superman | Five For Fighting | 3.8 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 70 | |
| Arrow With Unicorn Tip | Bullet With Butterfly Wings | Smashing Pumpkins | 3.6 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 64 | |
| Bathe Bathe Bathe | Bye Bye Bye | N'sync | 3.2 | 3.6 | 3.5 | 66 | |
| At Am I Right | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 49 | |
| The U.N. is fired | Fire, Water, Burn | Bloodhound Gang | 3.4 | 3.6 | 3.4 | 59 | |
| (Please Do Not) Eat From The Knowledge Tree | Breakfast at Tiffany´s | Deep Blue Something | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 68 | |
| Everlasting Lunch | Everlasting Love | Robert Knight | 3.3 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 61 | |
| Big Snot | Big Shot | Billy Joel | 3.3 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 61 | |
| Cleaning Up My Carpet | Cleaning Out My Closet | Eminem | 3.5 | 3.9 | 4.0 | 81 | |
| Your Baby (the dingo ate it) | Hey Baby | No Doubt | 4.2 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 554 | |
| I Think We´re Unknown Now | I Think We´re Alone Now | Tiffany | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 71 | |
| Not All There | Never There | Cake | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 105 | |
| Bobby Marley | Buddy Holly | Weezer | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 87 | |
| Orange Juice (Snoop Goes Clean) | Gin and Juice | Snoop Dogg | 3.3 | 3.5 | 3.2 | 633 | |
| Calling | Crawling | Linkin Park | 4.0 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 67 | |
| Thank God I'm A Chunky Boy | Thank God I'm a Country Boy | John Denver | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 180 | |
| Poor | Smooth | Santana | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 62 | |
| Indians | In the End | Linkin Park | 3.9 | 2.5 | 4.1 | 78 | |
| Making My Revisions | Losing My Religion | REM | 4.6 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| I Don't Deserve To Write | Chop Suey | System of a down | 3.1 | 2.7 | 2.9 | 68 | |
| Keep writin' | Keep Fishin' | Weezer | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 62 | |
| Ump | Lump | Presidents of the USA | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 66 | |
| Mr. Sean Paul | Hit the Road Jack | Ray Charles | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 68 | |
| I Rammed Ya | Amanda | Boston | 3.6 | 2.2 | 2.4 | 64 | |
| The Biscuits | The Distance | Cake | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 118 | |
| No More Voting | All the Small Things | Blink 182 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 62 | |
| The Bribe is High | The Tide is High | Atomic Kitten | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.4 | 86 | |
| Hey Snood | Hey Jude | The Beatles | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 67 | |
| King of the Code | King of the Road | Roger Miller | 3.5 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 62 | |
| How To Succeed At Amiright Without Really Trying | Row, Row, Row Your Boat | Traditional | 1.9 | 2.7 | 2.4 | 72 | |
| Junk Food Fighting | Kung Fu Fighting | Carl Douglas | 4.5 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 79 | |
| A Nutty Chicken Who's Tall | Another Brick in the Wall | Pink Floyd | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.4 | 60 | |
| Bakey Flakey Tarts | Achy Braky Heart | Billy Ray Cyrus | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 233 | |
| It's Been A Mile | It's Been Awhile | Staind | 3.0 | 2.9 | 3.0 | 66 | |
| Jelly Belly | Mellow Yellow | Donovan | 4.4 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 75 | |
| Gruff The Billy Goat Clan | Puff The Magic Dragon | Peter, Paul, and Mary | 3.5 | 3.2 | 3.3 | 57 | |
| Benched (Chair Jordan) | Bent | Matchbox 20 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 57 | |
| Hanging In The Top Ten | Hanging By A Moment | Lifehouse | 3.6 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 72 | |
| Without Speed | Without Me | Eminem | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 71 | |
| Parody 99 | Love Potion Number 9 | The Clovers | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 84 | |
| Cam | Stand | REM | 4.4 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 67 | |
| Consecrated | Complicated | Avril Lavigne | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.1 | 80 | |
| It's All In Fun | It's All Been Done | Barenaked Ladies | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 65 | |
| I Want A New Mug | I Want A New Drug | Huey Lewis & the News | 3.4 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 58 | |
| Welcome To The Tundra | Welcome To The Jungle | Guns 'N Roses | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 84 | |
| We Didn't Start the Genre | We Didn't Start the Fire | Billy Joel | 4.1 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 89 | |
| I'm a Kneivel | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | 3.9 | 3.8 | 3.9 | 48 | |
| The Riddle (A Harry Potter Parody) | The Middle | Jimmy Eat World | 3.3 | 2.6 | 2.8 | 74 | |
| My Corona | My Sharona | The Knack | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 2107 | |
| Stupid College Frat Boys Did It Everybody Knows This | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins Soundtrack | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.5 | 69 | |
| Poconos | Kokomo | Beach Boys | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 135 | |
| No Shrub | No Scrubs | TLC | 3.1 | 3.0 | 3.1 | 72 | |
| Camelot | Babylon | David Gray | 4.0 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 74 | |
| Sleeper | Jumper | Third Eye Blind | 3.1 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 89 | |
| Crawling (in my pen) | Crawling | Linkin Park | 4.0 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 67 | |
| Why The Fuss About Spears | Fell in Love With a Girl | The White Stripes | 3.0 | 3.2 | 3.0 | 55 | |
| The Chili Peppers song | The Zephyr Song | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.2 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 54 | |
| Timberlake | Wonderwall | Oasis | 4.4 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 82 | |
| No Pajamas | No More Drama | Mary J. Blige | 3.5 | 3.0 | 3.4 | 77 | |
| Gamblers Paradise | Gangsta's paradise | Coolio | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 78 | |
| Beyond You And Me | Blowin' In the Wind | Bob Dylan | 3.1 | 2.0 | 3.7 | 62 | |
| Aaliyah, Left-Eye, and Jay | Abraham, Martin, and John | Dion | 3.2 | 1.9 | 4.1 | 78 | |
| Lighting the Shamash | Rockin the Suburbs | Ben Folds | 5.0 | 4.3 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Avril Lavigne | Come On Eileen | Save Ferris | 3.7 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 116 | |
| Precious (early Two Towers Song) | Breathless | The Corrs | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Rudolph The Redneck Reindeer | Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.3 | 625 | |
| You're so lame (I can't believe your song is about shoes) | You're so vain | Carly Simon | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 712 | |
| Bo Peep | Don't Speak | No Doubt | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 67 | |
| Don't Wanna Start A War (opera #13) | I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing | Aerosmith | 2.5 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 70 | |
| Superfood (opera #15) | Superstar | Murray Head | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 64 | |
| Cheese Talking (opera #14) | Free Falling | Tom Petty | 3.2 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 67 | |
| (B-ball) Texas Domination | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 52 | |
| Rudolph the Redneck Reindeer (revised version) | Rudolph The Red-nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 3.6 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 568 | |
| Monday Bloody Monday | Sunday Bloody Sunday | U2 | 4.9 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 233 | |
| Ah-ah-choo | I'm With You | Avril Lavigne | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 68 | |
| Tater Boy | Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne | 4.2 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 58 | |
| Deflate Me | She Hates Me | Puddle of Mudd | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 66 | |
| Count Dracula | Clint Eastwood | Gorillaz | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 87 | |
| Out of the Blizzard | Under The Bridge | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 64 | |
| Bad Trip (from the diary of an American draftee in Iraq) | Fat Lip | Sum 41 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.9 | 78 | |
| Die Evil Wizard | Cry Me A River | Justin Timberlake | 3.5 | 4.1 | 3.9 | 63 | |
| High as a kite, sir | Eye Of The Tiger | Survivor | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 78 | |
| A Sure Hurricane (song For Incomptent Weather Forcasters) | A Horse With No Name | America | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 73 | |
| Order Of The Phoenix | California Dreaming | The Mamas And The Papas | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 67 | |
| Darwin's Finches | Two Princes | Spin Doctors | 4.0 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 77 | |
| Gotta get to piss | Gotta Get Through this | Daniel Bedingfield | 3.5 | 2.9 | 3.2 | 65 | |
| I Like Greenbacks (Sir Makes-a-lot's Anthem) | Baby Got Back | Sir Mix-a-lot | 4.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 143 | |
| Guy Lands On The Sun (An Anti-war Song) | Island in the Sun | Weezer | 4.0 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 60 | |
| The Homework Song | Homeward Bound | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.3 | 771 | |
| The Meat Eating Song | Loser | Beck | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 82 | |
| All the things I dread | All The Things She Said | TATU | 4.4 | 4.3 | 4.4 | 83 | |
| Turn off the Light | Gimme the Light | Sean Paul | 2.9 | 2.9 | 3.1 | 85 | |
| Snitch (teaching young wizards about quidditch) | B*tch | Meridith Brooks | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 58 | |
| I-R-A-Q | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | 2.9 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 120 | |
| Don't Hurt The Iraqis | Don't Worry, Be Happy | Bobby McFerrin | 2.6 | 2.7 | 2.9 | 98 | |
| Don't Tell Me (to shop) | Don't Tell Me | Madonna | 3.8 | 3.5 | 3.7 | 64 | |
| Lose Your Wealth (Rant of A Fictional Communist Tyrant) | Lose Yourself | Eminem | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 98 | |
| Don't Know Why (The Dimwit Won) | Don't Know Why | Norah Jones | 3.7 | 3.3 | 3.6 | 60 | |
| Mario 2 | Man on the Moon | R.E.M | 4.0 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 79 | |
| Amiright Alley | Creeque Alley | The Mamas and the Papas | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 73 | |
| Salt-N-Pepa's Lady Has-Beens Band | Sargeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | 3.3 | 3.4 | 3.5 | 200 | |
| With A Little Help From My Chest | With A Little Help From My Friends | The Beatles | 3.9 | 4.1 | 4.1 | 63 | |
| Lebron | Dream On | Aerosmith | 3.1 | 2.9 | 2.9 | 57 | |
| It's Pyrite | It's My Life | Bon Jovi | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 59 | |
| (Re) namin' The Fries | Stayin' Alive | The Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 65 | |
| D-U-B-Y-A | B-I-N-G-O | Traditional | 4.1 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 76 | |
| I Only Want To Be Of Use | I Only Want To Be With You | Dusty Springfield | 4.0 | 3.6 | 3.9 | 62 | |
| The Game of Grub | The Game of Love | Santana featuring Michelle Branch | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 60 | |
| Amiright Scandals | If You're Happy And You Know It | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.2 | 4.3 | 71 | |
| Eatin on a Jet Plane | Leavin on a Jet Plane | Peter, Paul & Mary | 3.7 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 87 | |
| Livin on a Chair | Livin on a Prayer | Bon Jovi | 3.5 | 3.4 | 3.4 | 72 | |
| Every Broth I Make (the bad cooking song) | Every Breath You Take | The Police | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 860 | |
| Master of the Outs | Master of the House | The Cast of Les Miserables | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 112 | |
| Rapping 'Bout My Footwear | Wrapped Around Your Finger | The Police | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 54 | |
| The Loud Car Stereos Song | Message in a Bottle | The Police | 5.0 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 79 | |
| Burning Calories | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 146 | |
| Runner's Stride | Otherside | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 53 | |
| Euclidean Rhapsody (Scenes from a 10th grade math class) | Bohemian Rhapsody | Queen | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 98 | |
| Ranger (A LOTR song) | Angel | Shaggy | 2.9 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 78 | |
| Because The Flight | Because the Night | 10,000 Maniacs | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 71 | |
| In My Bed | In Da Club | 50 Cent | 3.8 | 4.0 | 3.8 | 81 | |
| I Can't Believe The Blizzard | We're Off To See The Wizard | Wizard of Oz | 3.6 | 3.6 | 3.6 | 58 | |
| The Pesticide Salesman's Song | Imagine | John Lennon | 3.7 | 3.6 | 3.7 | 80 | |
| Cosine Rock And Roll | Old Time Rock And Roll | Bob Seger | 4.3 | 3.8 | 4.3 | 66 | |
| Procrastination | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | 3.3 | 3.9 | 3.7 | 71 | |
| Pounds of Eyelids | The Sounds of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 59 | |
| Toto, Kansas Is Real Far | Total Eclipse of the Heart | Bonnie Tyler | 4.1 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 74 | |
| I'm Sick Of Rampant Smokin' | I Second That Emotion | Smokey Robinson and The Miracles | 4.0 | 3.3 | 3.5 | 54 | |
| Amelia Bedelia | Cecelia | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 118 | |
| Febreze | Disease | Matchbox 20 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 71 | |
| A Bunch Of Bricks In The Lane | Another Brick In The Wall (Part 2) | Pink Floyd | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 64 | |
| Mom, I'm Done | Come Undone | Robbie Williams | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 75 | |
| The Blood Bath | The Bad Touch | The Bloodhound Gang | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 72 | |
| Father, Puh-leeze | Karma Police | Radiohead | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 75 | |
| Song 193 (Foo Foo) | Song 2 | Blur | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 84 | |
| David Robinson | Mrs. Robinson | Simon & Garfunkel | 3.8 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 69 | |
| Billiards Ball | Shaving Cream | Benny Bell | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.2 | 81 | |
| I Wanna Eat A Maiden (The Dragon's song) | I Wanna Be Sedated | The Ramones | 4.2 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 64 | |
| You're Six Weeks | You're Sixteen | Ringo Starr | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 64 | |
| Froot Loops | Footloose | Kenny Loggins | 4.3 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 99 | |
| The Sesame Street Binge Song (Eating Cookies) | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feeling Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 458 | |
| Poodle Hat | Sugar Shack | Jimmy Gilmer & The Fireballs | 3.6 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 65 | |
| Suppertime Please Come | Somewhere I Belong | Linkin Park | 2.4 | 2.4 | 2.4 | 61 | |
| Incision | Ignition(remix) | R. Kelly | 4.0 | 4.7 | 4.3 | 69 | |
| Lady O'Connor | Lady Madonna | Beathes | 3.9 | 3.5 | 3.6 | 64 | |
| Lost File | Love Child | The Supremes | No Votes | 55 | |||
| White People | Night Fever | Bee Gees | 4.2 | 4.0 | 3.9 | 66 | |
| Photosynthesis | Irresistible | Jessica Simpson | 3.3 | 3.3 | 2.7 | 930 | |
| Sloshed! For my AP Test | Stop! In the Name of Love | The Supremes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Pippin & Merry | Pinky & The Brain theme Song | Animaniacs | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Bacardi | Army | Ben Folds Five | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 82 | |
| Unkempt | Unwell | Matchbox 20 | No Votes | 71 | |||
| Humpty Dumpty | Jump Around | House Of Pain | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 542 | |
| No Wetting Those (New Underpants) | No Letting Go | Wayne Wonder | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 55 | |
| Hotel Jelly Donut | Hotel California | The Eagles | 4.4 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 67 | |
| My Uncontrollable Dumb Vacuum Cleaner | The Little Old Lady From Pasadena | Jan & Dean | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Homestar | All Star | Smash Mouth | 3.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 157 | |
| Stuck (conjoined twins) | Stuck | Stacy Orrico | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| I Guess That's why They Call It SHAMpoo | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | No Votes | 76 | |||
| Chemistry | The Remedy (I Won't Worry) | Jason Mraz | 4.5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 88 | |
| You Can't Have Her Now | Are You Happy Now? | Michelle Branch | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Frostbit Today | Drift Away | Dobie Gray | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 53 | |
| Click It | Whip It | Devo | No Votes | 72 | |||
| Bitten By Bugs | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | No Votes | 62 | |||
| Bling, Bling | Swing, Swing | All American Rejects | 2.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 62 | |
| Clean Our Mess | Be Our Guest | Jerry Orbach/Angela Lansbury | 4.5 | 5.0 | 4.5 | 81 | |
| Intermission | Intuition | Jewel | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Never Tease You (Bully Gets A Beating) | Never Leave You (uh-oh) | Lumidee | No Votes | 61 | |||
| Cinderella | Miss Independent | Kelly Clarkson | 3.3 | 2.7 | 3.3 | 70 | |
| Your Pet Bit Me | Get Busy | Sean Paul | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| The Absent-minded Mad Scientist | The Scientist | Coldplay | No Votes | 73 | |||
| You Cannot Drive For Your Life (no car keys) | Fight For Your Right (To Party) | Beastie Boys | 3.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 59 | |
| My Font is Edda | I Want It That Way | Backstreet Boys | No Votes | 109 | |||
| Alien Invasion | Business | Eminem | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 61 | |
| Nuisance Man | Superman | Eminem | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Can't Spel (AOL Instant Messenger) | Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.0 | 3.7 | 4.7 | 67 | |
| Allergies | Let It Be | The Beatles | 4.3 | 4.1 | 4.3 | 78 | |
| Packety Pack | Yakety Yak | The Coasters | No Votes | 61 | |||
| Noisy Drummer | Boys of Summer | The Ataris/Don Henley | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 64 | |
| Goldilocks (breaking chairs of grizzlies) | Takin Care of Business | BTO | 4.0 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 92 | |
| The Weather | The Letter | The Box Tops | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| I've Got No Ping | I've Got No Strings | Pinocchio | No Votes | 54 | |||
| Monopoly | Minority | Green Day | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 72 | |
| The Made-On-TV pop star's song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | 1.7 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 101 | |
| Mink Rights | Think Twice | Eve 6 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 85 | |
| Hindi (the bad handwriting song) | Windy | The Association | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 596 | |
| The Out Of Shape Runner's Song | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 3.5 | 3.5 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| A Mystery Food | Addicted | Simple Plan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 65 | |
| Ballad Of The Mean Bully | Ballad Of The Green Berets | Staff Sgt. Barry Sadler | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Egg And Bacon Omelette | Seven Nation Army | The White Stripes | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Hauling Oak Tables | Calling All Angels | Train | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 57 | |
| Back (bragging by Arnold Schwarzenegger) | Bad | Michael Jackson | No Votes | 82 | |||
| Our Blood Was Drained By Parasites | Another Day In Paradise | Phil Collins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| My Car Won't Start | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Wedding Bells Won't Chime | Waiting for Tonight | Jennifer Lopez | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Tracy's Mom (Is Larger Than Taiwan) | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 610 | |
| Car Full of Beer Cans | Yesterday | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Scream (what Linkin Park Can't Do In Malaysia) | Faint | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Midas | Iris | Goo Goo Dolls | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Soliciting | So Yesterday | Hilary Duff | No Votes | 69 | |||
| Horrid Disease | Harder to Breathe | Maroon 5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 65 | |
| J.R.R. Tolkein | With Arms Wide Open | Creed | No Votes | 55 | |||
| Ain't Shaved For Weeks | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| Rainy Day thought #12.35 (if my body just got cloned) | Rainy Day Women #12 & #35 (everybody must get stoned) | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 78 | |
| Shooting A Sea Cow | Who Can it Be Now | Men At Work | No Votes | 62 | |||
| Famous Dead Kings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 3.8 | 3.0 | 4.0 | 317 | |
| (Ninja) Turtle Evil Beater | Purple People Eater | Sheb Wooley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 87 | |
| Kleptomania | Paint it Black | Rolling Stones | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Tofurkey | Perfect | Simple Plan | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 105 | |
| The Minotaur | Invisible | Clay Aiken | No Votes | 62 | |||
| Animal Rights And Responsibilities | I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 67 | |
| Santa's Clothes | Centerfold | J. Geils Band | No Votes | 55 | |||
| Petty Change | Penny Lane | The Beatles | No Votes | 61 | |||
| K-Mart | Hey Ya | Outkast | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 78 | |
| Anybody Want To Do My Work? | Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Tears For Fears | 4.7 | 3.3 | 4.0 | 57 | |
| Indent the Paragraphs (frustrated english teacher) | Incense and Peppermints | Strawberry Alarm Clock | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 235 | |
| I'm William Wallace | I Am the Walrus | The Beatles | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 76 | |
| Hansel's Crummy Life | Mambo Number Five | Lou Bega | 1.0 | 2.0 | 3.0 | 70 | |
| The Slowest Horse in the World | Headstrong | Trapt | No Votes | 83 | |||
| Stairway for Preciousss | Stairway to Heaven | Led Zeppelin | No Votes | 64 | |||
| Lucky Leprechaun | When I'm Gone | 3 Doors Down | 4.0 | 5.0 | 4.7 | 75 | |
| The Trek of the Enterprise Fellas | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| A Few Unwise Traitorous Things | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Bow Wow | Downtown | Petula Clark | 4.6 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 84 | |
| Weevils, Crops Ruined/ Be Sure The Chickens (are hens) | We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions | Queen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| Oops I Married My Friend (Britney's Vegas Wedding) | Oops I Did it Again | Britney Spears | 4.5 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 72 | |
| Awful | Trouble | Pink | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 68 | |
| The Cold | The Rose | Bette Midler | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 62 | |
| (special) Cupcakes | Milkshake | Kelis | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 89 | |
| Jeez I'm a Nerd | Grease | Frankie Valli | No Votes | 62 | |||
| I Like To Play The Flute (but Not Particularly Well) | The Way You Move | OutKast | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 60 | |
| Blind Mice | Bright Lights | Matchbox 20 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 128 | |
| This Flood (From the diary of Noah [the noah in the bible]) | This Love | Maroon 5 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Atomic | Ironic | Alanis Morissette | 4.1 | 4.0 | 4.1 | 63 | |
| Floored Some Pushers Of Weed | Pour Some Sugar On Me | Def Leppard | 4.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| I Slaughtered a Hen | I Saw Her Again | The Mamas and the Papas | No Votes | 56 | |||
| He Sang (William Hung's Story) | She Bangs | Ricky Martin | 3.5 | 3.8 | 3.5 | 85 | |
| Calls it Sedna | Come Together | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Sweets: Stupid Tooth-Wise | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | No Votes | 88 | |||
| Mr. Miracle Guy (The life, death, and afterlife of Jesus Christ) | American Pie | Don McLean | 4.1 | 3.9 | 3.8 | 300 | |
| Do Your Laundry | Don't You Want Me | Human League | No Votes | 69 | |||
| Carbophobes (The Atkins Diet song) | Kodachrome | Paul Simon | No Votes | 73 | |||
| Bears | Yeah | Usher, Ludacris, Lil' Jon | 2.3 | 2.7 | 3.0 | 72 | |
| Not Sick (what if Britney Spears was a middle school Nurse) | Toxic | Britney Spears | 2.8 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 88 | |
| Crumbs (The crummiest diet ever) | Numb | Linkin Park | 4.5 | 3.8 | 4.0 | 66 | |
| The Heathens | The Reason | Hoobastank | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 49 | |
| Roaches | Roses | OutKast | 2.5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 340 | |
| I Need To Gloat (Marc Anthony singing about marrying J-Lopatra | I Need To Know | Marc Anthony | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 78 | |
| Out of Business | White Flag | Dido | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.6 | 71 | |
| Esther (The Artist Formerly Known As Madonna) | Pressure | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Vampire Threatening Somebody | Don't Tell Me | Avril Lavigne | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.6 | 87 | |
| I'm Old, Mario (Mostly sung by middle-Aged Luigi) | I Don't Wanna Know | Mario Winans & P. Diddy | 4.0 | 4.4 | 4.5 | 85 | |
| Song About My Singing | She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 63 | |
| Taking the Hobbits (To Fight) | Breaking the Habit | Linkin Park | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 66 | |
| Plunder the Sea | Under The Sea | The Little Mermaid | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 135 | |
| The Lines they are Unending | The Times They Are A-Changing | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Get That Jerk (George Bush) Out of Office | Dirt Off Your Shoulder | Jay-Z | 3.1 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 88 | |
| Leeches on Me | Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 61 | |
| Some Things You Shouldn't Do On Halloween | Ocean Avenue | Yellowcard | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 73 | |
| My Booze | My Boo | Usher & Alicia Keys | 2.3 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 80 | |
| The Sleigh | The Way | Fastball | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 71 | |
| 2004 (the year in review) | 1985 | Bowling For Soup | 4.4 | 4.4 | 4.4 | 132 | |
| Brown Tigers | Brown Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 67 | |
| (I was a ghost) Helping Ebenezer's Brain | Have You Ever Seen the Rain? | Credence Clearwater Revival | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 74 | |
| Fame Is A Tragedy, Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.7 | 83 | |
| Ha Ha | La La | Ashlee Simpson | 4.3 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 64 | |
| Bob's Always Smiling | Baba O'Reilly | The Who | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 138 | |
| Bully's Karma's So Crummy | Boulevard of Broken Dreams | Green Day | 3.6 | 3.2 | 3.6 | 49 | |
| Gondor/One | Encore/Numb | Jay-Z and Linkin Park | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 83 | |
| Some Beds Are Cozy | Somebody Told Me | The Killers | 3.4 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 59 | |
| Thursday Morning | Sunday Morning | Maroon 5 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 67 | |
| (My Cat Just Ate The) QWERTY Row | Vertigo | U2 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.6 | 73 | |
| Can't Get This Guy Off My Shoe | Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You | Frankie Valli | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 75 | |
| Metaphors | Elenore | The Turtles | 3.3 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 1379 | |
| Rich Doctor | Witch Doctor | David Seville | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 90 | |
| Junk Food Shelf | 1,2, Step | Ciara & Missy Elliott | 4.4 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 196 | |
| Look Where You Are Driving | Live Like You Were Dying | Tim McGraw | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 77 | |
| Cloned Me | Lonely | Akon | 3.8 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 100 | |
| I Miss the Night Sky | Mr. Brightside | The Killers | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 79 | |
| Vote For No More Tax And Spending ( My campaign so | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | 4.6 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 61 | |
| No Drunks In The Park | Don't Phunk With My Heart | Black Eyed Peas | 4.1 | 4.4 | 4.2 | 82 | |
| My Liver Is Busted | My Give A Damn's Busted | Jo Dee Messina | 4.2 | 4.3 | 4.2 | 80 | |
| I'm Too Sketchy | I'm Too Sexy | Rigt Said Fred | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 66 | |
| The Midnight Run for Awful Beer | Paul Revere's Ride | Henry Wadsworth Longfellow | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 429 | |
| Energy Pills (AIR 13 - DU, GS) | Beverly Hills | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 68 | |
| A Snape in the Grass (Warning - HP6 spoilers) | A Day in the Life | The Beatles | 3.6 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 73 | |
| Untitled (what Chris Martin mght be thinking) | Speed of Sound | Coldplay | 3.7 | 4.0 | 3.7 | 63 | |
| I Loathe Wallabies | I Don't Wanna Be | Gavin DeGraw | 4.5 | 3.5 | 3.8 | 81 | |
| I'm Stuck On A Limb | I Just Wanna Live | Good Charlotte | 3.6 | 3.0 | 3.2 | 53 | |
| Nuts for Squirrels | Just The Girl | The Click Five | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Poor Party Planning | Blinded By The Light | Manfred Mann's Earth Band | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 96 | |
| Apathy | Let it be | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| I've Quite an Ego | Fly Like an Eagle | Steve Miller Band | 4.8 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Blocks (Tetris) | Clocks | Coldplay | 4.7 | 4.3 | 4.7 | 78 | |
| Doesn't Require Much Energy | Doesn't Remind Me | Audioslave | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Ow, No More Rugby | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 76 | |
| Get Up | Get Low | Lil' Jon & the Eastside Boyz/ the Ying Yang Twins | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 291 | |
| See Me Birdie | We Be Burning | Sean Paul | 3.8 | 3.6 | 3.8 | 71 | |
| Goodbye 2005 | Behind These Hazel Eyes | Kelly Clarkson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Moisture On The Car | Just The Way You Are | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 4.5 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| You're Stupid, Bull | You're Beautiful | James Blunt | 4.8 | 4.2 | 4.5 | 72 | |
| Snakes On A Plane | Bad Day | Daniel Powter | 4.6 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Yogurt In Bed | Over My Head (Cable Car) | The Fray | 4.8 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 83 | |
| The Marathon | Welcome to the Black Parade | My Chemical Romance | 5.0 | 4.2 | 4.7 | 102 | |
| Owl Beaks | I'll Be | Edwin McCain | 4.6 | 4.1 | 4.4 | 86 | |
| Raising The Bar | Snow | Red Hot Chili Peppers | 4.9 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 211 | |
| Who Wrote This, Your Gerbil? | Girlfriend | Avril Lavigne | 4.2 | 4.5 | 4.4 | 230 | |
| Mr. Burns | Kiss The Girl | Little Mermaid | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.7 | 113 | |
| Late Night TV | Beautiful Life | Ace of Base | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| Hey There Papaya | Hey There Delilah | Plain White Ts | 3.9 | 3.9 | 3.9 | 333 | |
| Boo Me In Church (Chewed the Bible) | Beautiful Girls | Sean Kingston | 4.7 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 331 | |
| Your Mom is Slow | You Oughta Know | Alanis Morissette | 4.8 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 241 | |
| Number 4 | Wonderwall | Oasis | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 158 | |
| Bloody Coffee | Buddy Holly | Weezer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Skater Boy | Crank That (Soulja Boy) | Soulja Boy | 3.3 | 3.7 | 3.3 | 370 | |
| Vegetarian Party | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | 4.8 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 137 | |
| Cafe | The Way | Fastball | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| The Major Artery Song | The Major General's Song | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.5 | 4.7 | 134 | |
| Sallie Mae | Maggie May | Rod Stewart | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Home Sweet School | Don't Be Cruel | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| The Great Meat Vendor | The Great Pretender | The Platters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 95 | |
| You Cut Her Mic | Butterfly | Andy Williams | 4.0 | 3.0 | 3.5 | 62 | |
| Ms. Plath (You're Depressing the Class) | Splish Splash | Bobby Darin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| The Saddest of New York Teams | The Battle of New Orleans | Johnny Horton | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Potpourri Explosion | Poetry In Motion | Johnny Tillotson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Hearing Ghosts Again | Here I Go Again | Whitesnake | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 93 | |
| There Are Mice, grr | Paralyzer | Finger Eleven | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 85 | |
| Health! | Help! | Beatles | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| The Hatter's a Nut | A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.9 | 76 | |
| Eiffel Surprise | I Will Survive | Gloria Gaynor | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 45 | |
