Song Parodies -> Gruff The Billy Goat Clan

Original Song Title:

"Puff The Magic Dragon"

Original Performer:

Peter, Paul, and Mary

  
Parody Song Title:

"Gruff The Billy Goat Clan"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

For once I'm not trying to change the story i'm writing about.
Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream

After years of eating those three goats named Gruff
Found that their field that had so much no longer had enough oh!


Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream
Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream

They had to cross the river but those goats just could not swim
Their field was quite barren so their lives there would be grim
There was but one bridge and it was quite well patrolled
By a creature none other than a tough and nasty troll oh!

Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream

The troll was very mean but he was not very bright
The goat kid went to the bridge though he was filled with fright
He said ¨please don't eat me because I am much too small¨
And Gruff the little kiddie, he was not harmed at all

The second biggest billy performed the same trick
The troll fell for that again because he was real thick
And now it was time for, Gruff the big and strong
So Gruff fought the mean troll and he beat him before long

Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream
Gruff the Billy Goat Clan lived by a stream
And nibbled on the tasty grass their life was just like a dream
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