Song Parodies -> Mink Rights
| Original Song Title: | "Think Twice" |
| Original Performer: | Eve 6 |
| Parody Song Title: | "Mink Rights" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
this is to a very new song and it should be very easy to download the original if you're not familiar with it
He came, he saw, he shot it dead
What he was there for was because hair
From the poor shot thing could be quite pricey
I feel that he's a criminal
Mink rights were abused that day. Wish I knew how I could make him pay
Mink rights were abused that day. It is not, it is not okay
Mink rights were abused that day. Wish a judge would have him put away
Mink rights were abused that day. It is not Okay
The skin comes off, it's bought by stores
The creature's death is just ignored
They simply scoff, they scoff at gore
Instead of less they order more
A rich old lady bought the skin. Her friends have one she must fit in.
Costing so much that it's a sin. But not half as bad as what she did.
Mink rights were abused by her. Don't tell me that it's not my concern
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer. Murderer. No fur!
Mink rights were abused by her. A lesson is what she needs to learn
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer! No fur!
I saw her strut, I made her trip
I heard a thud and breaking hip
Well she deserved, deserved as much
I told the judge, he said pay up
Why must they all wear that stuff? Why can't they wear plastic?
Well I paid up but I still say. It was a tiny price to pay
To inflict pain on committers of that crime and every time I see one - Pow!
When you end a life it hurts me lots
Well nothing likes when it is shot
If you wear fur, I feel I've got
To make you hurt, I'll use a pot
Mink rights were abused by her. Don't tell me that it's not my concern
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer. Murderer. No fur!
Mink rights were abused by her. A lesson is what she needs to learn
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer! No fur!
What he was there for was because hair
From the poor shot thing could be quite pricey
I feel that he's a criminal
Mink rights were abused that day. Wish I knew how I could make him pay
Mink rights were abused that day. It is not, it is not okay
Mink rights were abused that day. Wish a judge would have him put away
Mink rights were abused that day. It is not Okay
The skin comes off, it's bought by stores
The creature's death is just ignored
They simply scoff, they scoff at gore
Instead of less they order more
A rich old lady bought the skin. Her friends have one she must fit in.
Costing so much that it's a sin. But not half as bad as what she did.
Mink rights were abused by her. Don't tell me that it's not my concern
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer. Murderer. No fur!
Mink rights were abused by her. A lesson is what she needs to learn
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer! No fur!
I saw her strut, I made her trip
I heard a thud and breaking hip
Well she deserved, deserved as much
I told the judge, he said pay up
Why must they all wear that stuff? Why can't they wear plastic?
Well I paid up but I still say. It was a tiny price to pay
To inflict pain on committers of that crime and every time I see one - Pow!
When you end a life it hurts me lots
Well nothing likes when it is shot
If you wear fur, I feel I've got
To make you hurt, I'll use a pot
Mink rights were abused by her. Don't tell me that it's not my concern
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer. Murderer. No fur!
Mink rights were abused by her. A lesson is what she needs to learn
Mink rights were abused by her. Murderer! No fur!
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I would NEVER shoot a mink! It would totally ruin the pelt!
I never said what it was shot with, did i? It could've been a dart that made no noticable impression on the fur
This songs rocks.
the problem with google ads is they sometimes get the wrong idea from the key words... this is an anti-fur song but i've got ads for fur coats on the side
thats song is amazing! animal rights all the way!!!! plus eve 6 kicks shit... nice parody!
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