Song Parodies -> Just Not Kosher
| Original Song Title: | "One Step Closer" |
| Original Performer: | Linkin Park |
| Parody Song Title: | "Just Not Kosher" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
I should not eat this stuff you serve
It is really getting on my nerves
Milk and meat can't be combined
That's how our faith was designed
That's something that you should know
Many times I've told you so
And just about
(chorus)
Everything you serve to me
It is just not kosher like some eggs
If they were served with steak
Your meals are often unholy
Yes they're just not kosher like some eggs
If they were served with steak
Don't wan't sandwiches made with ham
Please do not make me eat another clam
If my soul it is not saved
After I am in my grave
It is gonna be because of
The unclean food that I'm fed
And just about
Chorus 2x
Listen when I'm talking to you
Listen!
Listen!
Listen!
Listen when I'm talking to you
Listen!
Listen!
Listen!
List... EN
Eggs do not go with steak
Chorus 2X
It is really getting on my nerves
Milk and meat can't be combined
That's how our faith was designed
That's something that you should know
Many times I've told you so
And just about
(chorus)
Everything you serve to me
It is just not kosher like some eggs
If they were served with steak
Your meals are often unholy
Yes they're just not kosher like some eggs
If they were served with steak
Don't wan't sandwiches made with ham
Please do not make me eat another clam
If my soul it is not saved
After I am in my grave
It is gonna be because of
The unclean food that I'm fed
And just about
Chorus 2x
Listen when I'm talking to you
Listen!
Listen!
Listen!
Listen when I'm talking to you
Listen!
Listen!
Listen!
List... EN
Eggs do not go with steak
Chorus 2X
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