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Song Parodies -> "Bedroom Ants"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Romance"

Original Performer:

Lady GaGa

Parody Song Title:

"Bedroom Ants"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Blah blah super blah
It is torturous
Not insomnia
Gah! more bedroom ants

Blah blah super blah
It is torturous
Not insomnia
Gah! more bedroom ants

They really bug me
It seems they won't leave
If they want love from me
They're up the wrong tree
They won't get hugs
Nuh-uh-uh, they won't get hugs


They think they're workers
They think they have skills
But they won't get a single
Whiff of my pills
They won't get drugs
Nuh-uh-uh, they won't get drugs

You think that you knew fright
In that week you had termites
Wait 'til your bed
Has bedroom ants

I'll pack my luggage, I'll put out an ad
Who could sleep with all these bedroom ants?
At night I bug out quite a lot, it's that bad
I can't sleep at night with bedroom ants

ohohoh...
Gawd, all these bedroom ants
ohohoh...
Gawd, all these bedroom ants


Blah blah super blah
It is torturous
Not insomnia
Gah! more bedroom ants

My juice is orange
I have it at night
They want to drink it all
I tell them yeah right
They can't have cups
nuh-nuh-uh, they can't have cups

It's not a picnic to co-habitate
I write them haikus I'm in that kind of state
Annoying bugs
Bugs bugs, bugs, annoying bugs

They're in my bedroom
I hope that they will leave soon
Can't, stand, bedroom ants

They speak my language, like clouds have a stench
I can't deal with nights of bedroom ants
They think my mattress is a sandwich-filled bench
I can't sleep at night with bedroom ants

ohohoh...
Gawd, all these bedroom ants


Blah blah super blah
It is torturous
Not insomnia
Gah! more bedroom ants


I try to persuade them
But it's obvious they're staying
Drone, on, must sound crazy
They don't get a word I'm saying

I drop f-bombs and I keep my fist clenched
They don't respond, wonder if they speak French
Fourmis stupides, vous devriez partir
Fourmis stupides... I don't think they speak French
I don't think they speak french
They are on my queen bed
Stupid bedroom ants
Gawd! MORE BEDROOM ANTS

I'm crying uncle, but they won't relent
Can't believe I have these bedroom ants
I could get drunk and pass out on the cement
Then I'd be away from bedroom ants

Noooooooooooo....

ad-lib until almost end


Blah blah super blah
It is torturous
Not insomnia
Gah! more bedroom ants

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Phil Nelson - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but funny
Matthias - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Great title switch but this parody was weird... French speaking ants? Writing them haikus? Pill-craving bugs? Too strange for me. Love the original song through.
Andria - January 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Hate the OS, love your parody. I have ants living in my laptop and desktop computers and my cordless telephone base, and it really sucks when ants start pouring out of the laptop when it heats up or from the phone when it rings. For your efforts, 555 visits from the Orkin Man to get rid of your ant problem.
Gman - May 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Unbelievable! I was listen to the original & thought that it sounded like Gaga was refering to bedrrom ants. So I Googled it & VIOLA! There are similar visitors like myself on this planet! When do we go home, away from all these bedroom ants?
Agrimorfee - October 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I was told you wrote a "Bedroom Ants" parody as I did..great minds do think alike, don't they? :) I liked the surreal moments here, writing haikus and speaking French.

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