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Song Parodies -> "With A Little Help From My Chest"

Original Song Title:

"With A Little Help From My Friends"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"With A Little Help From My Chest"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I think it was rice cube who said that Sargeant Pepper always goes with a little help with my friends, so i made a prequel to my sargeant pepper parody (salt-n-pepa's lady has beens band). This is sung by britney spears with the parts in parentheses sung by an obsessed male fan. Obviously this gets her in a lot of trouble with management and secures her eligibility for salt-n-pepas lady has-been band.
What would you think if I looked just like you
Would you ever have bought my CD's?
Lend me your eyes cause the notes are all wrong
But my thighs are moving perfectly
Oh, records sold with a little help from my chest
Mmm, going gold with a little help from my chest
Mmm, I'm on a roll with a little help from my chest

What will i do when my hair is all gray
(Do not worry you'll be unknown then)
What do you feel I should end with today
(It won't matter cause I won't listen)
Oh, records sold with a little help from my chest
Mmm, going gold with a little help from my chest
Mmm, I'm on a roll with a little help from my chest

(Are you seeing somebody)
That's no concern of yours, bud
(Can't believe that we're talking)
We are but don't push your luck

(Would you believe that you make my world bright)
Yes I hear that kind of statement all the time
(How would you feel if I found you tonight)
I'd call the cops because that's a crime
Oh, records sold with a little help from my chest
Mmm, going gold with a little help from my chest
Oh, I'm on a roll with a little help from my chest

(Are you seeing somebody)
That's no concern of yours, bud
(Can't believe that we're talking)
We are but don't push your luck

Oh, records sold with a little help from my chest
Mmm,I'm on a roll with a little help from my chest
Oh, going gold with a little help with my chest
I'm on a roll with a little help from my chest
With a little help from my chest

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Billy Florio - March 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Lol..this is good...but yeah, on Sgt Peppers, the first Sgt peppers song is followed directly by With a little help from my friends....and the end, the Sgt Pepper reprise is followed directly by A day in the life...and then that weird studio effect that sounds like "Nedy eddy eddy ah ah ah"...I have no clue if thats what it is, but thats what it sounds like
Rick D - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, you're referring to "the inner groove" After the big long "E" chord, George Martin and the boys inserted two seconds of laughing and nonsense into the inner groove that old vinyl albums all had. The idea being a final joke that if the turntable needle didn't automatically pick up, that sound would annoy the heck out of you until you got up from your pot- tinged stupor and turned it off. This became the source of another Beatle rumor that if you played it backwards, you would hear an obscene boast. With vinyl, it was easy to disable the turntable motor and spin the album the other way with your finger, getting all kinds of unintentional english phrases. (Research "backwards masking") These days with CD's, it's pretty hard to do. But newer releases include that two seconds of garbage as a "Bonus track". Also at the end is supposedly the sound of a dog whistle that humans can't hear.
Know 1 can hear you dream - November 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I guess you´re right on the money here Ethan, without all those chestnuts she wouldn´t have to fill a D-cup.
Diva - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good!

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