-> "Carbophobes (The Atkins Diet song)"
Original Song Title:
"Kodachrome"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Carbophobes (The Atkins Diet song)"
The Lyrics
When they told me
How we should eat sometimes in my school
Teachers never were against the grains
And if my mandatory health class taught me anything
This fad low-carb dieting's insane
Carbophobes
They're all on the Atkins diet
Because of those advertisements
They think pork and pork's a healthy plate
They all can't eat a sandwich
Each one of them has ketone breath
Yet lots of folks think that carbophobia's great
Though you'll be big for sure if you
Eat lots of Pringles
The same is true for veni-
Son or Veal
I can't believe it has
Caught on across the nation
Just because its port-
Ly owner keeled
Carbophobes
Their diet has high fat levels
It's giving them clogged blood vessels
It's true their blood sugar
Is way too low
They're not anemic, granted
But much too much iron is bad
I never will be a carbophobe, no way
I won't be a carbophobe
Rather cut off my ear lobe
Or be pegged with plastic globes
All day
I won't be a carbophobe
Torture me like God did Job
Still won't be a carbophobe
No way
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