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Song Parodies -> "Bacardi"

Original Song Title:

"Army"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ben Folds Five

Parody Song Title:

"Bacardi"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Well I saw a full Bacardi
And was drunk enough that I
Said why not because I just was not thinking
I awoke and found out I was
In a hospital
BAC was 3.5, doctors there
They pumped out the Bacardi
I lucked out that I am still alive

Went a month without imbibing
Then got sloshed again each day
Citing excessive tardiness
My boss said "go away"
And real soon I saw the problem
It's my alcoholic sin
Felt blue because the bottle ruined my life,
I drowned my pain in gin. Oh

I've been drinking a lot these days


Oh, I drink at five on weekdays
Oh, I think I should go join AA
Oh, I will join it another day

And now I feel that it's a key thing
For me to get to a meeting
To aid me with my treating
That which makes my brain cells fleeting
At AA I'd be arriving
But that task requires driving
And I had a lot of wine and
I am far too trashed to get behind the wheel

I've been drinking a lot these days


I saw a full Bacardi...

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Tone-Def - May 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I think i meant BAC was .35 since i'm pretty sure now that blood alcohol content is out of 1. point three five fits better with the pacing anyway

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