Song Parodies -> Bacardi
| Original Song Title: | "Army" |
| Original Performer: | Ben Folds Five |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bacardi" |
| Parody Written by: | Ethan Mawyer |
Well I saw a full Bacardi
And was drunk enough that I
Said why not because I just was not thinking
I awoke and found out I was
In a hospital
BAC was 3.5, doctors there
They pumped out the Bacardi
I lucked out that I am still alive
Went a month without imbibing
Then got sloshed again each day
Citing excessive tardiness
My boss said "go away"
And real soon I saw the problem
It's my alcoholic sin
Felt blue because the bottle ruined my life,
I drowned my pain in gin. Oh
I've been drinking a lot these days
Oh, I drink at five on weekdays
Oh, I think I should go join AA
Oh, I will join it another day
And now I feel that it's a key thing
For me to get to a meeting
To aid me with my treating
That which makes my brain cells fleeting
At AA I'd be arriving
But that task requires driving
And I had a lot of wine and
I am far too trashed to get behind the wheel
I've been drinking a lot these days
I saw a full Bacardi...
And was drunk enough that I
Said why not because I just was not thinking
I awoke and found out I was
In a hospital
BAC was 3.5, doctors there
They pumped out the Bacardi
I lucked out that I am still alive
Went a month without imbibing
Then got sloshed again each day
Citing excessive tardiness
My boss said "go away"
And real soon I saw the problem
It's my alcoholic sin
Felt blue because the bottle ruined my life,
I drowned my pain in gin. Oh
I've been drinking a lot these days
Oh, I drink at five on weekdays
Oh, I think I should go join AA
Oh, I will join it another day
And now I feel that it's a key thing
For me to get to a meeting
To aid me with my treating
That which makes my brain cells fleeting
At AA I'd be arriving
But that task requires driving
And I had a lot of wine and
I am far too trashed to get behind the wheel
I've been drinking a lot these days
I saw a full Bacardi...
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I think i meant BAC was .35 since i'm pretty sure now that blood alcohol content is out of 1. point three five fits better with the pacing anyway
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