Why do you purr?
That noise is making me worry
Since you ought to go Bow Wow

Now this is freaky
Like a mouse you are squeaking
But I still hear no Bow Wow

A fish is not what you are will you get out of the ocean
Singing's not your strong suit now you're making a commotion
You're not a bird

Canine is what you are how
Do you forget all the time that
You aren't a cow?

Just say bow wow
Like that young rapper dude
Bow Wow, why do you have to moo?
Bow Wow, Why can't you say these two words?

Don't eat that boat
You know you aren't a goat and
You still need to go Bow Wow

At least you don't
Believe that you are a coat rack
Yet I still hear no Bow Wow

You must think it's a hoot that you act like a spotted owl
If you cannot say bow wow then please at least a growl
That's all I ask

Canine is what you are how
Do you forget all the time that
You aren't a cow?

So say Bow Wow
That's what you ought to do
Bow Wow, puppy, what's wrong with you
Bow Wow, I am distraught with you now

Bow Wow, Bow Wow

Now having such a stupid mutt is really quite a nuisance
If I knew who sold me you I think that I would sue him
Why are you dumb?

You're crazy you're not a man
You should stop trying to write things
You don't have a hand

Just say bow wow
Like that young rapper dude
Bow Wow, why do you have to moo?
Bow Wow, Why can't you say these two words?

Bow Wow, Bow Wow