This is a song written for the guy that
Asked me if he could borrow my hat
He seemed quite upset when my answer was no
But I had a good reason and told him so:

It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice

This is a song sung while I'm in pain
There's lice in my hair right over my brain
And lousy describes how I'm feeling right now
I scratch and I hope
That that will help somehow

Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice

I'd go to get some shampoo in my car
But I'd scratch and crash before I went far

It's my lice
Who live in my hair
I never said they could be there
But they just do not care what i say
(It's my lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday

Itchy lice
Living on my hair
Were never told they could be there
But they' set up camp there anyway
(Itchy lice)
I could go get some special shampoo
For killing them
When i decide to
I really should get that stuff someday
To kill my lice