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Song Parodies -> "Lately It's Brrr"

Original Song Title:

"Take Me To Church"

Original Performer:

Hozier

Parody Song Title:

"Lately It's Brrr"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I never remember to post this on Groundhog Day, so posting now
The summer’s got sunshine
Picnics, swimming, happy fun time
Days at the beach nights with plum wine
A good time for us to unwind

And the Autumn’s got its beauty
Orange leaves on the trees
Get a respite from the hot heat
Not yet the long deep freeze

It’s a long time until it’s springtime

And spring’s when we leave Winter’s tomb
Seems like the whole wide world is in bloom
With robins singing sweetly in tune
I wish that it would come soon

It’s a long time until springtime
Thanks Punxatawney Phil

Aw man, aw man, aw man

Lately it’s Brr
Fingertips feeling raw and the sidewalk is white
The window has frost and the wind has lots of bite
I’m breathing that breathless breath
Oh god
I need to go inside

Lately its Brr
The worst is yet to come, that’s what the groundhog said
I’m sure Queen of Hearts would declare off with his head
Breathing in that breathless breath
Oh god
Why is everything red?

I went on facebook, showed my dripnose
Used hashtag DatChillDoe
I could use foot hair like Bilbo
Or a coat full of pillows
I’ve got two mittens
Not much assistance
Painful waiting for the late bus
Thanks to gigantic wind gusts
I just fell on the black ice
Since it’s there and it is not nice
Eyes are teary
Body’s achy
Winter really hurts

Lately it’s Brr
Fingertips feeling raw and the sidewalk is white
The window has frost and the wind has lots of bite
I’m breathing that breathless breath
Oh god
I need to go inside

Lately its Brr
The worst is yet to come, that’s what the groundhog said
I’m sure Queen of Hearts would declare off with his head
Breathing in that breathless breath
Oh god
Why is everything red?

No tank top or shorts unless people are insane
I am chilled to the bone and I am chilled to the brain
It’s a sad winter toil with these shovels and plows
I hope someone will do it, I’m too cold to move now
Aw man
Aw man
Aw man

Lately it’s Brr
Fingertips feeling raw and the sidewalk is white
The window has frost and the wind has lots of bite
I’m breathing that breathless breath
Oh god
I need to go inside

Lately its Brr
The worst is yet to come, that’s what the groundhog said
I’m sure Queen of Hearts would declare off with his head
Breathing in that breathless breath
Oh god
Why is everything red?

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