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Song Parodies -> "Bleach, Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Beach Baby"

Original Performer:

First Class

Parody Song Title:

"Bleach, Baby"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I think this song would have a lot of trouble receiving approval from its subject to be recorded. Hopefully its funny at least.
Do you remember the song A-B-C, ohohoh
My skin was more like ebony than ivory, ohohoh
I was singing with the Jackson five
Singing lead as just a little kid.

And don't you think it's a little strange, ohohoh
That more so than my voice my skin has changed, ohohoh
If you see my early pics you won't believe your eyes
My skin's much lighter now I'll tell you what I did

Bleach baby, bleach on my ears and my hands
And my arms and the rest of my body.
Oh what a sight my skin is white unlike before
Bleach baby, bleach, now isn't it grand
I have a different skin shade than my poppy
What can I say I sure changed the day it was done.

Ooh, you can't tell if I'm black or white
Ooh, I've heard that I'm a scary sight

Billie Jean beat it and won't come back.
The ability to thrill she said I lacked.
Ben won't talk to me since I got so pale
At least I can be friends with Willy the Whale.

Bleach baby, bleach on my ears and my hands
And my arms and the rest of my body.
Oh what a sight my skin is white unlike before
Bleach baby, bleach, now isn't it grand
I have a different skin shade than my poppy
What can I say I sure changed the day it was done.

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Sandra - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was the most ridiculas stupid story I have ever seen! You know what, some people like Michael Jackson and just because you dont have a career as succesful as him doesnt mean you have to go and discriminate! Maybe he did get his skin bleached but you know what, its his choice! You obviously dont look into things the right way. You probly just look at him and go "OH MY GOD, HES A FREAK,LOOK AT HIS FACE,LOOK AT HIS NOSE!" YOU THINK YOUR BEING FUNNY, BUT YOUR NOT! YOUR MAKING YOURSELF LOOK MORE OF A FREAK THAN HIS FACE! ITS HIS FACE AND IF HE CHOOSES TO HAVE MORE THAN 1 SURGERY,LET HIM DO IT WITHOUT PEOPLE JUDGING HIM ON IT! YOUR NOTHING BUT A CLOSE MINDED LOSER! DONT GO GETTIN ALL JELOUSE BECAUSE HE HAS A GOOD LIFE AND YOU DONT. DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE STORY BEHIND HIS FACE AND HIS SKIN, THATS RIGHT YOU DONT AND IF YOU DID YOU WOULD TAKE THIS OFF THE INTERNET! I KNOW, AND ITS A VERY SAD STORY. HE HAD A BAD CHILDHOOD WITH HIS DAD ALWAYS CRITICIZING HIM ON HIS FACE! I KNOW THAT THAT WOULD GIVE YOU A COMPLEX AND MAKE YOU WAN TO CHANGE YOUR FACE. AND YOU KNOW WHAT...IT GOT SO BAD AND IT GOT TO HIM SO BAD THAT HE WOULDNT EVEN LOOK IN A MIRROR! OK NOW DO YOU GET IT? OK WELL IF YOU DONT LET ME PUT IT IN A SIMPLER WAY OK YOU BRAIN DEAD FREAKS!!! HIS DAD MADE HIM LOOK THE WAY HE DOES TODAY,AND YOU SHOULD GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU GO AND MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE THINKING YOUR FUNNY! DONT YOU GET IT? YOU PEOPLE THINK YOUR BEING FUNNY HURTING HIS FEELINGS AND CRITICIZING HIM ON HIS SKIN COLOR. HE HAS A DISESE IN HIS SKIN, AND EVEN IF HE DIDNT...ITS THE UNITED STATES...YOU KNOW THE LAND OF THE FREE! IT MEANS HE COULD OF DONE IT ANYWAYS!! THIS IS YOU PEOPLE " OH LOOK IM COOL NOW IM MAKING FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON..HA HA LOOK EVERYBODY...LAUGH...I THINK IM FUNNY!" WHAT DEAD BEATS!! DONT YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THAN THINK YOUR COOL BY DOING THAT? I GUESS NOT! IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY...EMAIL ME! Keeners@netscape.net ok or at aim its Keeners2004 ok ok bye dead beats!
Sandra - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, my email address is Keeners2004@netscape.net ok thank yo! and plus..i know pleanty of people backing me up on this one!!!
lebeiw15 - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Sandra: next time, please, for everyone's sake, USE A SPELLING AND GRAMMAR CHECK. It took me 15 minutes to read your freaking comments because of all the misspelled words and no punctuation at all. NEXT TIME DON'T USE ALL CAPS please, thank you. Good parody BTW Tone-Def, although I haven't heard the original yet.
LODweed - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody, very funny...wow I wish that people with negative comments could become better at spelling...again, good job.
Johnny D - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious! He's "A Whiter Shade Of Pale", now!

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