-> "Honey Badger"
Original Song Title:
"Tiny Dancer"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Honey Badger"
The Lyrics
Ooh, he's crazy
Never lazy
Fiendin' for a snack
Pretty long
Lithe and strong
So scary when he attacks
Here's a cobra
He's thinking so what
Serpent's getting smacked
The snake is dinner
It's safe to infer
Honey badger doesn't slack
Bees in hives
Don't seem to like
When he's nibbling their larva
Thousand stings
Does nothing
The honey badger's just that tough
Jackals and birds
Mooch off his work
Taking all his leftovers
Night and day
He brings the pain
And when he's hurt his foes are worse
You might think he'd need to take
Little breaks so arms don't ache
That's not true
He keeps on hunting
Since he's so very
Hungry
Oh he don't care, honey badger
He'd run red lights on a Segway
Unlike Charlie Sheen he's winnin'
Oh what a dizzying display
Oh he don't care, honey badger
He'd think head lice are quite okay
Every meal for him is epic
If you see him then run away
Booty kicker
Nothing's sicker
Does what most won't dare
Piercing claws
Power jaws
He'd take on a grizzly bear
Wouldn't mind much
If you sprayed lines of
Pink into his hair
But don't go tellin'
Him all your problems
Honey badger doesn't care
You might think he'd need to take
Little breaks so arms don't ache
That's not true
He keeps on hunting
Since he's so very
Hungry
Oh he don't care, honey badger
He'd run red lights on a Segway
Unlike Charlie Sheen he's winnin'
Oh what a dizzying display
Oh he don't care, honey badger
He'd think head lice are quite okay
Every meal for him is epic
If you see him then run away
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