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Song Parodies -> "Heal Up, Jill"

Original Song Title:

"Feel It Still"

Original Performer:

Portugal. The Man

Parody Song Title:

"Heal Up, Jill"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

For the One Week Challenge on the messageboard, which is linked to on the site. I saw the challenge on Sunday evening and finished a little after midnight.
I am concerned for your health
Why’d you climb way up?
Could’ve just went to a well
Who says a hill’s a place for water to be?
Also, buckets can be heavy

Ooh ooh it is terrible to trip there
Got a femur fracture and a broken hip there
You won’t walk around, ‘til you heal up, Jill

Ooh ooh now your leg looks like it crashed down
I might fix it but I’d need a lot of cash now
Seems like super-ow, this looks real bad, Jill

You’ll be on the couch for weeks
Could be a lot worse, of course, this
Kind of fall can kill horses
Prognosis looking bleak
This is medically perplexing

Ooh ooh it’s incredihard to treat that
Jill, you really should have stayed up on your feet, yeah
Such a nasty spill, hope you’ll heal up, Jill

Ooh ooh seems your leg is out of order
Maybe next time do not get the pail of water
But that’s far from now, gotta heal up, Jill

You should not have followed Jack
Seeing how that slope was hilly
Should’ve had you heading back
Not asking for your bones to crack
This is maybe not my business
But this is super seri-ous
Must tell you clearly
That hills are made for trips
Tread carefully

Can I set it?
Can I set it?
Can I set it?
Can I set it?
Can I set it?
Can I set it? Yeah!

Ooh ooh I’m a medical genius, yeah
I coulda called it quits but your hip’s getting fixed now
And a while from now, you should heal up, Jill

Ooh ooh it is terrible to trip there
Got a femur fracture and a broken hip there
You won’t walk around, ‘til you heal up, Jill

Ooh ooh was a very nasty crash, yeah
And I fixed it since you had a lot of cash yeah
Gold from broken crown, means you’ll heal up, Jill

Sad that Jack was killed, but you’ll heal up, Jill

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 7

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Matthias - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Not bad giving the Jack and Jill nursery rhyme a modern twist BUT you were supposed to submit this on Thursday so it can be with everybody else's on the same day. The reason behind that is so we can breathe new life into Amiright by seeing us all join forces as one for a common goal. Good work anyways bro.
Peter Andersson - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
What Matthias said. I'm assuming it's an honest firsttimers mistake + There's no Chucky rule against re-submitting a song on Amiright - so you can still post this again Thursday to be included on the Friday update with the rest of us/ours.
Jeff Reuben - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
This was a clever idea for the song, you did a great job with this one
Ethan - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
With the 5 votes already, I'm not sure that I want to resubmit and lose them.
Agrimorfee - November 13, 2017 - Report this comment
Naw, don't sweat it Ethan. Keep it in...or, go crazy and try to make another one! I will actually review this at another time...
Agrimorfee - November 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Now that I have heard this OS, I have to say, "Great job!" Perhaps you will make a video, but I am not sure if your voice can hit that range. ::)
Claude Prez - November 17, 2017 - Report this comment
Ethan! Loved this! Lines like "who says a hill's a place for water to be?" and "This is medically perplexing" just strike me as very funny in this context. Great punchline too; definitely throwing this in my Top Ten pile

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