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Song Parodies -> "I'm Old, Mario (Mostly sung by middle-Aged Luigi)"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Know"

Original Performer:

Mario Winans & P. Diddy

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Old, Mario (Mostly sung by middle-Aged Luigi)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

This took a while to write but i finally finished it hopefully it won't be subject to massive ignoring like most parodies of current hit songs because it shouldn't be
(Luigi, the other Super Mario Brother, is singing until further notice)

Brother, why are you calling?
Since it could only work in my pipe dreams
With all the weight I'm hauling
I could tear my ACL

I'm old, Mario
Out of shape, the
Years have made me slow
And my legs can't make it over holes
And I'm sleepy, I don't wanna go
You're crazy, I'm old Mario

I still remember all the headaches
Can't believe what we did to get money
Now turtles give me the shakes
Hammers freak me out as well

I'm old, Mario
I won't take the
Drugs that make me grow
Cause my heart might beat fast and explode
And I don't want to
Grow a tail, you know
It's crazy, I don't wanna go

And you must admit that you
Are no longer twenty two
We have wives and kids
And lives ahead
If we're not dead
Which is sure to happen if
We go take those risks
What's wrong with your head?

(Bowser, the King of the Koopa chimes in through the sort of coincidence that allow songs in Broadway musicals to involve several people)

All those people show they're
Scared of Bow-
Ser in this nation
I can take them over now
End frustration
It's amazin'
Last 20 years achin
To rule over fools like Toadstool
I'm impatient
But the guys which
Made me not "Your highness"
Have got arthritis
They would not survive if
They came to fight with
My partners in crime since
They are all equipped with
Untouchable spiked skin
And there are high cliffs they can't scale
Even with handrails used
Which I'll give them cause I have to
I learned way back in villain schools
They said just cowards are so cruel
That brave village fools
Who'd return my pilfered jewels
Have to die
Like they swilled some brews
Then asked Bill-
Y the Kid to duel
But now with their aches they'll lose
Even if I don't break the rules

(Luigi Again)

I don't wanna go
I am achy
I'll just watch this show
Which is starting now on HBO
And I'll be sleeping
Pretty soon you know
I changed my, mind I'm gonna go
Might be crazy
But I gotta show
What I can do to that overgrown
Spiky and evil
Lizard who will gloat
Insanely, if we do not go
We must save these
People we don't know
From this monster much worse than a troll
I couldn't sleep well
If we let this go
It's crazy, but I'm gonna go

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Pacing: 4.0
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Gee, thishas been underrated. A clever idea and very well executed, I loved it!
Johnny D - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM July 2000) Big effort, pays off!
Ahnonamis - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM Make that 3 of the 2000 entries are rap :) I like this, nicely done. 5^3
Know 1 can hear you dream - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM 2000) Maybe Im too old to really apprechiate this one. :-)
Diana - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
This one has a good pacing in my opinion. It's funny, but has some kind of dark humor. I'm a big BIG fan of dark humor. I like it.

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