-> "Human (Story Of A Race)"
Original Song Title:
"Absolutely (Story of a Girl)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Human (Story Of A Race)"
The Lyrics
This is the story of a race
Who leased a planet and ruined the whole place
And while their minds are well designed
They did things that were stupid
Many times
T. Rex is considered a brute
But he could not cause extinction with no guns to shoot
And dinosaurs didn't pollute
They strike fear in our hearts since they're bigger than us
But humans dwarf most other creatures
Shooting deer to put their stuffed heads on walls
Giant dinos at least you could trust
Not to kill harmless creatures whe not hungry at all
How can you expect a race to survive
When they pointlessly murder their food supply?
To fix their bad ways they'd better try
This is the story of a race
Who leased a planet and ruined the whole place
And while their minds are well designed
They did things that are stupid
Many times
How many fish have to choke
On human litter that ends up in their throats
And when oil spills out of boats
It kills all the life in the water bigger than zygotes
It's not quite as bad as it was
But now people stock up on weapons instead
With their government's money
So that foreign humans will be dead
If you do some research you will find
That no other creature will kill its own kind
Unless unfulfilled instrincts drives it out of its mind
This is the story of a race
Who leased a planet and ruined the whole place
And while their minds were well designed
They did things that were stupid
Many times
How can you expect a race to survive
When they pointlessly murder their food supply
To fix their bad ways they'd better try
This is the story of a planet
Made up of strong stuff such as granite
Although it was fine with dinosaurs
Little humans gave it problems
This is the story of a race
Who leased a planet and ruined the whole place
And while their minds are well designed
They 've done things that are stupid
Many times
Many times
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