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Song Parodies -> "Cinderella"

Original Song Title:

"Miss Independent"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Cinderella"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Miss Cinderella
Miss stay in cellar
Miss please don't smell her
Miss spends her days
Working like a slave
Miss respected like Dangerfield, yeah
Miss no you can't
Go to a dance
Which just might be a once in a lifetime chance
Since she feared she'd always be single
She had Godmom say magic lingo
And soon boppity bingo
She zoomed, off to the dance


Who do I see is taking his hand?
Looks like the fairest in the whole land
Highness, impressed
They don't, let go
What happened to Miss Cinderella?
Her family is really jealous
Oh my, she's cute
With awesome shoes

Miss you might guess
She's a princess
Miss really running out of time look what the clock says, yeah
Seems she misestimated
The time and didn't know how late it
Was 'til the big clock's two hands were pointing to the twelve
But she didn't bother to mention
Why midnight caused her such tension
Because of why she felt apprehension
She ran like hell

Why did she flee like crazy at twelve?
Seems that someone has ended her spell
Pumpkin carriage
Rodent Doormen
What will you do Miss Cinderella?
If you are seen you'll be embarrassed
Ran so, fast you
Have lost, have lost your shoe

When Miss Cinderella ran away
He cried so much and felt dismay
He lay in his bedroom, a total waste
Then made use of his young and royal brain
He said "this shoe you all can see
I know it is hers, and it's petite
If someone can fit it on her feet
I know that's the princess for me"

Some girls are cheating to win the prince
Cut off their toes but shoes still don't fit
He's at (He's at) The last (house)
Two tries (two tries) no dice
What did they do with Cinderella?
She was stuck cleaning in the cellar
She tries (she tries) it on
It fits, they're quickly gone

Now she's a princess

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 2.7
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 3

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Katie L. - July 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That was really good! You made it work so well. Keep it up!
Phil Alexander - July 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good - I listened through "Miss Independent" with a view to parodying it myself, but must have fallen asleep half-way - that was a good idea to apply to the song, and it worked well.
c - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
nice
EmiLoca - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I did the other existing parody of Miss Independent...I must say, this one is much better than mine. :( Oh well, good job with just about everything, maybe one or two pacing mishaps but great lyrics and nice take on the story...
mae silva - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
i have no comments coz it is ok
babi grl - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
its weird
John Jenkins - May 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, Ethan. I liked the "magic lingo/boppity bingo" lines.
Johnny D - May 03, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very clever writing, Ethan.
Spaff.com - May 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, EM. I was impressed with your multi-line rhymes, and lines like "Miss please don't smell her" and "boppity bingo."

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