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Song Parodies -> "Thank God I'm A Chunky Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Thank God I'm a Country Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

John Denver

Parody Song Title:

"Thank God I'm A Chunky Boy"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

For this one I did my best to keep a lot of the original while making it a very different song. I think thats what william tong advised
We'll I've got some lard on my front and back
And if I try to run then I start to hack
I eat too much pork and drink too much jack
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

There was a time when I went into a boxing ring
The guy knocked me to the floor with just one mighty swing
I fell on my butt and did not feel a thing
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

When the sun's come up and my hunger is real
I pull out my griddle and I cook myself a meal
That food could be stacked from my knee down to my heel
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

I'd eat chocolate pudding all day if I could
But my gums and my teeth wouldn't take it very good
So I gobble other stuff much more than I should
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

Well, I got me some big thighs and I got me old griddle
There are times when I want to eat up my own fiddle
Life ain't nothing if you don't got a big middle
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

Well I wouldnt trade my fat for diamonds or jewels
I never was one of them money hungry fools
But I need cash to replace some broken bar stools
Thank god Im a chunky boy

One, day I drank a lot, how much Im not quite sure
And I fell out of the window of the second floor
My behind hit concrete but I was hardly sore
I thanked god Im a chunky boy


Well, I got me some big thighs and I got me old griddle
There are times when I want to eat up my own fiddle
Life ain't nothing if you don't got a big middle
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

Well, meals eaten with my daddy were not close to small
Its because of him that I closely resemble a ball
He said Dont worry about your arteries at all
And thank god youre a chunky boy

My daddy taught me young how to eat a whole lot of fat
He taught me never to allow my tummy to be flat
Taught me not to go nowhere near an exercise mat
Thank God Im a chunky boy

Well, I got me some big thighs and I got me old griddle
There are times when I want to eat up my own fiddle
Life ain't nothing if you don't got a big middle
Thank god I'm a chunky boy

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Overall Rating: 4.1

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Loose some weight chunky boy! Funny song though!!!!!!!!!!1111
Royce Miller - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Good parody, Tone-Def
Jeff Reuben - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment
This is one of your better songs.
Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
(unable to type comment due to laughing so hard)

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