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Song Parodies -> "Croc Has Time (Captain Hook)"

Original Song Title:

"Rockabye"

Parody Song Title:

"Croc Has Time (Captain Hook)"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

Call it primal aggression
Call it a reptile’s obsession, no question
Big green thing not to be messed with, yup
It gets the pirate man all scared
Of more hand ingestion
Captain Hook, remember, crocodile, reason for fear

He’s quite a sight in the water
He’s not a man, he has a plan
He’s a scary plotter
When he is nearby, you’re not jolly
Can’t stick around near ticking sound
You’d die from folly

He wants to nom nom
Spurred by memory of your gone palm
Plotline’s the opposite of rom-com
Your story’s horror like boo-ooo-ooo

When he comes
Your fright
Is gonna be showing in eye whites
You’re bound to croak after two good bites
That is why you want him far from you

The croc has time, James, the croc has time
He has a clock too
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite
Then you’ll be croc food
Croc has time, James, the croc has time
Time used to stalk you
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite

Croc will bite
Croc’ll bite, croc-a croc-a croc’ll bite
Croc will bite
Croc’ll bite, croc-a croc-a croc’ll bite

Jolly Roger out plundering loot
Just care about Y when it’s with “boot”.
If you had motors you would pollute
Your ship is like your lawn, when kids come you shoot
You’d shoot owls and not give a hoot
And you say your name lots like you are Groot
You are the thing of which money’s the root
So you deserve the reptile brute
You codfish, this fact’s absolute
Croc’ll make sure you cannot salute
Best case, you will have two hooks that won’t be cute
In Canada you’re ugly inside and oot

Now you hear the tick tock noise
So you are really lost
And not like those pesky boys
There’s a good chance you’ll die
You will know real pain

When he goes NOM NOM
Your hand will taste better than bon bons
Sure right now the water seems quite calm
He is just waiting for you

The croc has time, James, the croc has time
He has a clock too
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite
Then you’ll be croc food
Croc has time, James, the croc has time
Time used to stalk you
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite

And then nom nom nom, can’t fight him
Croc has time
Croc has time, croc-a croc-a croc has time
Croc has time
Croc has time, croc-a croc-a croc has time

Croc has time to stop your crime
Off with your head then you won’t steal a dime

Croc’ll bite, don’t bother fight
Just you can sate a croc appetite

He might even eat your bones
They’ll crack like Jimmy’s corn
You will meet Davy Jones
Captain Hook, you will die
You will not be safe when he comes

And he goes nom nom
Spurred by memory of your gone palm
Plotline’s the opposite of rom-com
Your story’s horror like boo-ooo-ooo

When he comes
Your fright
Is gonna be showing in eye whites
You’re bound to croak after two good bites
That is why you want him far from you

The croc has time, James, the croc has time
He has a clock too
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite
Then you’ll be croc food
Croc has time, James, the croc has time
Time used to stalk you
Croc will bite, James, the croc will bite

Croc has time to stop your crime
Off with your head then you won’t steal a dime

Croc’ll bite, don’t bother fight
Just you can sate a croc appetite

Croc has time to stop your crime
Off with your head then you won’t steal a dime

Croc’ll bite, don’t bother fight
Just you can sate a croc appetite

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