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Song Parodies -> "Jeez I'm a Nerd"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Jeez I'm a Nerd"

Parody Written by:

Ethan Mawyer

The Lyrics

I solve math problems and I get a thrill
Don't need no drugs, for me
Math is a happy pill
I crunch those numbers and crunch candy bars
I just used pi to find the circumference of my arms

Jeez I'm a nerd

I'll think of fashion when I get a date
And since that won't happen, I'll sit and contemplate
In wizard fights would Gandalf beat Merlin?
And then this fight like wow, the Hulk against a dragon

Jeez I'm a nerd
(study words, study birds, study Kurds)
I give loser new meaning
Jeez I've got grime on my face I need lotion
Jeez I am due for a beating

I talk to people and they go away
Convention-going geeks do not care what I say
My elven chants do not impress people here
Well some have Starfleet shirts and some have on Vulcan ears

Jeez I'm a nerd
( have you heard, all concur, I'm a nerd)
I've got food on my ceiling
I have no life I'm afraid of the ocean
Cause drowning ain't too appealing

I live a life of seclusion
In my own bubble, I won't let you in
Not that you'd go in here

Don't know your passwords but I'll find them out
Steal your identity, I'll drain your bank account
And use the cash to buy Magic card decks
When don't I get a house? The reason's not too complex:

Jeez I'm a nerd
(vision blurred, always scurred, Tyler Durd-)
En would beat me for sheezy
I have no right to be saying these words but
You know that posin' ain't easy

Jeez I'm a nerd
(I'm a nerd, such a nerd, such a nerd)
I'm as cool as a fever
What's with my fly? Oh just great it is open
My shoes aren't tied either

Jeez I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd
I'm a nerd

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Know 1 can hear you dream - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Sprays "Thinks 3 x 5 = 14" on Ethanīs locker, just to help him improve his image with the cheerleaders. :-)
Johnny D - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good stuff, Ethan !
Jan Unwin - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
(have you heard, it's your words, I've preferred) You've got 3 fives, I am meaning
Billy Florio - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job man!
Ethan Mawyer - January 15, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the comments... it shows how much amiright has grown that the votes i've gotten so far on this would have probably given me a top 5 parody for the week back in the summer of 2002 when i found this place, an now it's not even in the top 5 of the day
Melhi - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Ethan!
Dr. Lewis Skolnick - January 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Peregrin - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought this was really good Ethan, I particularly liked "Jeez I am due for a beating" being in the nerd theme!
neminem - March 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice. I love the switching up of the rhymes, especially.
Phil Alexander - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Missed this first time around - Jeez, it's good...
Jeff Reuben - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I also missed this the first time around. It's excellent. I'm surprised it doesn't have more votes/comments - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Great all the way through, E-thang. I figured that not knowing who Tyler Durden is qualified me as NOT being a nerd. But then I Googled the name to find out. Sigh. Guess I'm due for a beating.
John Jenkins - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good parody, very good last verse.
Agrimorfee - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm due for a beating, i don't know who Tyler Durden is either. Why do "convention-going geeks not care what [you] say"? Was that a 'syntactical malfunction', as Justin Timberlake could perhaps put it? Oh well. This was damn funny. 545
ethan - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks everyone.... i guess i should explain that tyler turden is the guy from fight club. And i haven't seen the movie but i'm 99.9% sure that members of fight club had to pick fights and lose them every time agri... the answer to your question should be answered in the two lines afterwards
Meriadoc - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Not voting for ABC this round, but thought I would leisurely check out the ones where I knew the OS. Good parody Ethan, and don't worry about being nerdy - I love ya anyway *** (and Ethan gets very worried wondering which sex he's just been kissed by... ;-D )
Johnny D - July 10, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
martha - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
very droll Ethan... love the rhyming in this one ...esp the Kurds ......

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